Dr.Spaceman

I play cricket every Saturday until eternity from the one around 20th April, but if we're done before noon I'll likely be able to play.

Despised by just about all NE football fans. What a cunt.

Brilliant! Fucking despised it when that cunt used to say he could manage anyone because he managed Ben Arfa. Went on as if he used to get the best out of him!

Fuck VAR tbh

We got tweeted by one of them asking if we were doing a Portsmouth day after doing a Manchester day for the City final. Ironically because RTG caught wind of it the whole thing blew up and we took 3x we normally would

Shame, but hope he concentrates on being 100% for next season. There's fuck all to play for this season.

Why would he? He's been shit, Ritchie has been average. I think he'll stick Manquillo or Dummet at LWB before Kenedy.

They're so desperate to tell everyone how massive they are.

In my mind, this chant is followed by the awards ceremony for the worst nickname in the world - Almiron taking the title ahead of Fluffy Magee and Cuddles Smith. You no like miggy? Oh no, he loves him

I genuinely used to think it was because he was a bit of a div in a sort of "Here son, this jigsaw will keep you entertained." kind of way.

His first was a 'bombasso'. Unreal technique. The other two were just run of the mill Messi.

That's a disservice to Longstaff because he has all the makings to be more than 'dependable'. He's good enough on this form to play first choice. That's what he is currently. Dummett has never once looked like he’s someone capable of being a first choice Premier League full-back. Longstaff looks like he belongs here. I disagree. Dummett was steady for periods. I really like the look of Longstaff. He had a good game, as he did against Man City the other week, but today we were playing against 10 man Huddersfield who gave him plenty time on the ball, I don't think he was closed down enough. He did what he needed to do and nearly capped it off with a worldy. The fact that some are already comparing him to Gerrard is doing nobody any favours. Let's just enjoy him for what he currently is and what he could be without telling everyone he's something that he isn't. People are just taking the piss with the Gerrard, Lampard and Carrick comparisons. He's actually slightly better than Iniesta. Ah, fair enough, it didn't read that way earlier!

That's a disservice to Longstaff because he has all the makings to be more than 'dependable'. He's good enough on this form to play first choice. That's what he is currently. Dummett has never once looked like he’s someone capable of being a first choice Premier League full-back. Longstaff looks like he belongs here. I disagree. Dummett was steady for periods. I really like the look of Longstaff. He had a good game, as he did against Man City the other week, but today we were playing against 10 man Huddersfield who gave him plenty time on the ball, I don't think he was closed down enough. He did what he needed to do and nearly capped it off with a worldy. The fact that some are already comparing him to Gerrard is doing nobody any favours. Let's just enjoy him for what he currently is and what he could be without telling everyone he's something that he isn't.

That's a disservice to Longstaff because he has all the makings to be more than 'dependable'. He's good enough on this form to play first choice. That's what he is currently.

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First time I've seen him play football today, he's decent, executes the basics better than anyone we've got in that position and nearly always makes the right decision. We've got our midfield Dummett, just hope he pushes on. Got a feeling he might. Really wanted that shot to go in

These shouldn't score today, let's be honest.

2, but they're never going down as long as they have the likes of Zaha and Townsend. Do think they'll struggle if Zaha leaves as they'll never replace him, and then there's Hodgson's impending retirement.

Arter just standing there

Cardiff denied an absolute stone waller

Get in.

Soon as something is FTA it's on in every single bar / pub with a screen as well.

It's only 2 windows, not exactly going to relegate them.

I fucking hope he does