Dr.Spaceman

Whenever I hear someone is signing for us I can't help but think of them driving up the M1 singing Kenny Loggins 'Danger Zone'.

Yep, i've been saying that for years. It would take away intent as the supposed factor. So a player would be penalised for the ball hitting their hand accidentally, if it happened to deflect favourably for them? That's even worse. Yup, you'd have players aiming for the oponents hands if they had nowt else on as well

"We want our money back" #nufc Why give it in the first place? Fucking hypocrites, man

If he couldn't get there he didn't miss...

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 32s32 seconds ago Mbabu having a good solid game so far and offering plenty going forward #nufc He's probably watching Sunderland and thinks Van Aanholt is Mbabu.

I wish this fat cunt would stop saying "Mbambu"

No it doesn't Mick Lowes and the Irish fella have been slating him for giving it away and being far too deep.

Winning. Shocking from Arsenal's defense.

3 centre backs and a very defensive defensive midfielder

Good try

Villa are so much like us at our worst under Pardew it unbelievable.

I hope he dies. /joke

Another patient for Dr Death.

Nah, it's "Henry Sigh-Vit"

Let's be honest here, we had a massive issue with the left side even before he got hurt.

What's Philip Cocu doing working in their kitchens, man. Proper Ashley stuff that.

He's going to come back bigger? Must have started going round Elliott's mam's for tea.

Nice.

Can't wait to see Cathro take over for the rest of the season when McClaren is told to resign.

Mbemba lost him

Nah mate, he plays a lovely sideways pass and asks for the ball all the time.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, good one! Poor there like but decent in general, we've had the better of midfield [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] What? He's done nothing 'decent in general', he's massively overhit a cross and hit a shot from 7 yards with as much power as a 12 year old. Constantly playing sideways passes is not fucking decent. He's not played sideways passes though and he's got forward and looked for the ball to help us in possession. Not been outstanding or anything but he's been alright Wrong. It isn't wrong though. He's been ok and I think most people would accept that Other than making himself available for the ball, what has he done? This is something any player in any professional league would be able to do. Well he's been involved in probably the best midfield performance we've had this season so far, mainly due to Tiote tbf Okay, I agree that as a team we've played well, but what has Colback done specifically to merit a 'decent' performance?

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, good one! Poor there like but decent in general, we've had the better of midfield [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] What? He's done nothing 'decent in general', he's massively overhit a cross and hit a shot from 7 yards with as much power as a 12 year old. Constantly playing sideways passes is not fucking decent. He's not played sideways passes though and he's got forward and looked for the ball to help us in possession. Not been outstanding or anything but he's been alright Wrong. It isn't wrong though. He's been ok and I think most people would accept that Other than making himself available for the ball, what has he done? This is something any player in any professional league should be able to do.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, good one! Poor there like but decent in general, we've had the better of midfield [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] What? He's done nothing 'decent in general', he's massively overhit a cross and hit a shot from 7 yards with as much power as a 12 year old. Constantly playing sideways passes is not fucking decent. He's not played sideways passes though and he's got forward and looked for the ball to help us in possession. Not been outstanding or anything but he's been alright Wrong. Absolutely mental to even consider that he's been decent.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, good one! Poor there like but decent in general, we've had the better of midfield [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] What? He's done nothing 'decent in general', he's massively overhit a cross and hit a shot from 7 yards with as much power as a 12 year old. Constantly playing sideways passes is not fucking decent.