Dr.Spaceman

Never a premier league footballer in a million years. FFS just do a step over or something at least once, you can't just keep running forwards with absolutely zero flair play.

Here's Murphy's chance to show us how fast he can run again.

And the "you shit bastard ahhhh" thing when keepers kick the ball. Proper Championship craic. Aye. I can't believe Leicester still do it despite having won the Premier League. It's the 'gayest' thing about football tbh

What has happened to Atsu

Why do we even bother entering the cups

It's nowhere near that stage man

This season's international break will be the best one ever.

Why Jim White?

Where is Lascelles ffs

This man.

Hopefully those injuries haven't permafucked him, but seeing him play for that Italian side last season was painful - he was anonymous and ended up not being able to get a game for them.

I've had that thought too. If that happens... http://news.images.itv.com/image/file/646059/stream_img.jpg

From Manchester I've got Bernardo Silva and Aguero. Both a gamble based on rotation but I'm a bit of a fanboy of both if I'm honest. Dubravka Maguire TAA Cook Fraser B. Silva Pereyra Mane Kane Firmino Aguero

Discrimination!

Aye, we all think we're as big as Liverpool, Chelsea and Real Madrid. Yup, every single one of us thinks that. Definitely.

Any protest that's covered by the press will do the trick, 30 mins or 3 hours.

GTFI.

It measures the likelihood of relegation, how is it confusing I'm around 4 fwiw - there's some absolute shit in this league that we're better than.

Who'd have thought the best teams would be near the top of the league.

The system is broken if he's not getting a retrospective ban for that. Nothing new, I know.

Morning marra

What the fuck. That penalty summed the game up tbh.

Murphy is fucking shite like. Didn't even try and fool the fullback with anything, just ran forwards at him. He'll do fuck all when he comes up against anybody with half a brain.

If Hayden's is a red card then that is 100% a red. That is fucking outrageous.

WOW.