Dr.Spaceman

GAME OVER.

Stonewall. STONE FUCKING WALL.

Canny dive from Wijnaldum like.

tbf, we created a chance

Hit the ball like a 12 year old there ffs

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Rooney has to score there.

And then Fellaini gets booked for fuck all hahaha this ref....

Mitrovic is fucking shit.

It's fucking scandalous that Fellaini gets away with this shit time and time again.

How many fucking bad challenges has he made.

10 years ago SJP would be on fire now.

You just know a similar thing will happen down the other end and he'll give fuck all.

Fucking Colback dallying on the ball in our own box...

Fucking hell, are you kidding me hahahahaha

Penalty?!?!

This is awful.

Fuck it, he's not Jack Colback

As we will be if we get more than £2.5 mil for Tiote. Deduct the reported £8 mil we're going to get for Tiote and we're doing okay.

He's canny good...

I've never seen him at left back, but heard he wasn't horrendous at Sunderland when used there. Should we be scared?

Whenever I hear someone is signing for us I can't help but think of them driving up the M1 singing Kenny Loggins 'Danger Zone'.

Yep, i've been saying that for years. It would take away intent as the supposed factor. So a player would be penalised for the ball hitting their hand accidentally, if it happened to deflect favourably for them? That's even worse. Yup, you'd have players aiming for the oponents hands if they had nowt else on as well

"We want our money back" #nufc Why give it in the first place? Fucking hypocrites, man