Dr.Spaceman

Murphy. Time to swtich this shit off.

10 times better than Manquillo though...

Not at all. He's made two stupid fouls.

Hayden ffs

Fuck sake

He has a point but it's poorly made. We should be able to at least compete spending wise with any newly promoted club, no matter who that is.

What in the blue hell is 'interpassing'? Is that when they pass the ball within their team?

Fine figure of a man.

Adam Reach

Potentially linked to a video posted on social media, but I can't find owt.

Being investigated by operation sanctuary.

Thank fuck for that.

Keep hearing Jamie Redknapp when we're not supposed to.

This high defensive line that West Ham are playing could be interesting.

It's very strange how Watford never gave him a chance.

Meh, we've signed worse players than this bloke.

Premiership Winners:Man City Runners Up: Liverpool 3rd-6th: Chelsea, Liverpool, Man Utd, Everton Relegation: Cardiff, Bournemouth, Huddersfield Overachievers: Wolves Underperformers: Us Top Goal Scorer: Kane Break Out Year: Zinchenko Season to Forget: Romelu Lukaku PFA Player of the Year: Eden Hazard PFA Young Player of the Year: Bernardo Silva Manager of the Year: Pep Guardiola First manager to quit/be sacked: Javi Gracia Championship Winners: WBA Runners Up: Derby 3rd-6th: Stoke, Villa, Swansea, Forest Relegation: Rotherham, Wigan, Bolton Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 13th Top Goalscorer?: Rondon How will we do in the cup competitions?: Shite Will Rafa still be manager at the end of the season?: Yes Who will be the first player to be sent off for us?: Lascelles Domestic League One Promotion: Sunderland, Burton, Portsmouth League One Relegation: Blackpool, Charlton, Oxford League Two Promotion: Carlisle, MK Dons, Notts County League Two Relegation: Mansfield, Grimsby FA Cup: Man City League Cup: Chelsea EFL Trophy: Notts County Europe La Liga winner: Barca Serie A winner: Juve Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Barca Europa League winner: Dortmund World Player of the Year: Messi Other: Will Alan Pardew be managing at the end of the 2018/19 season?: Yes Will Jose Mourinho still be in charge of Manchester United come the end of the season?: Yes Where will Sunderland finish?: 2nd

So he played 20 odd times for the team that finished 13th in Ligue 2. I was more excited about Romain Amalfitano

Are you living in a box?

Jesus.

Would love us to sign Joe Bryan

Spencer from Phoenix Nights can fuck off like. As can the smoggie thumb. They're asking idiots who are willing to go to a fucking pre-season friendly in the middle of a shit storm, so of course they're going to interview a lot of sheep.

Absolutely shitting his pants whenever he plays for us. Bit like the Murphy situation in the sense that there is probably at least a semi-decent player in there somewhere.

Great header.

The only thing going for us is that we don't have to put up with away games at the likes of Reading. How dull.