Dr.Spaceman

Aye, he's fucking shit, even by Gateshead's standards

This is like watching the Championship.

This is rubbish, but at least it's predictable.

We put the sun....in sunlun

remember when we beat Barcelona 3-2 in the champions league. Oh how we dreamed of one day getting 0-0s at home to Chelsea. Sod that, we've beat Chelsea the last two times we've played them at SJP

Worst decision ever!

The village drunk should have scored that one there.

Would be hilarious if Remy scored. The knucle draggers have just resorted to chanting "Remy is a rapist" now.

They'll win 2-0.

Get in, Courtois miskicked it.

I'm at a meeting and this is on in the background, what's happened?

RAWK is mint, on the first page alone there are 7 locked topics

You can walk in a straight line, even run at a canny pace. It's when you attempt to turn that your knee crumbles.

Why are we hoofing it ffs.

Pardew is fucking clueless.

So bored watching this

This is painful.

Ryan Taylor looks really sad

So if we signed Zlatan yesterday would you not expect him to be in the first team today?

COME ON!!!!

Burnley

That's never a handball ffs.

Dummet

I guess it's still just some of us not giving the local lads a chance

Canny fret here.