Dr.Spaceman

Matty Pattison! hahahaha Remember when he cut his hair and lost all his powers?

NIDTII

There's no way Mike Ashley has woken up yet, man

Janmaat is like 'fuck this'

CROUCHYYYYYYYYYY such poor defending from Colo and Janmaat though.

My dad's in a box for this one... tempted to send him the bad luck Brian gif

That Newcastle would be 'a European chasing team like Tottenham.' without Mike Ashley. We could be, but it's just as likely that we'll get another scumbag.

I've got no idea why people continue to assume this will happen.

I've been promised by AndyMc1 that he's going to spear Pardew if we lose. Didn't believe him at the time, but totally forgot about the position of the away fans and the tunnel

At least they're a club that doesn't piss off their fans on a daily basis.

Nowt wrong with a spot of polygyny, if you're Islamic.

Drew 1-1, played shocking! Good crowd of 1,400 as well

He was nowt special when he came to Gateshead.

Man City away? Nee point.

2-0 loss.

We should never have let Best go, still don't understand it.

Definite penalty.

Hahahahahahahahahaha

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Man Utd just hoofing the ball straight back to Leicester

Falcao

That's epic. So near the ground as well

Charlie Austin does not look like a Premier League footballer to me.

Get some photo's up, take as many as possible and get them shared all over social media.

Peter Crouch outpacing Rio Ferdinand? Christ, the Premier League has its moments