Dr.Spaceman

Hahahahahahahahaha fuck off Pardew

Get fucked, Cantona was unbelievable.

Lee McCulloch is a defender this season.

Below teams that aren't even in the league anymore, man, I think you win this particular 'shit-off'

Same. This Gateshead season ticket is coming in really handy

Gateshead 2-1 down thanks to a howler from Bartlett. Straight down the middle and he dived out the road. Sure I saw Given do that once or twice.

Bad times

Put 15 quid on Man Utd minus 2 goals. Easiest money I'll ever make.

Nile the pile. What a cunt.

http://veki.club/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/heart-attack.jpg

Sooo close. I'm dying here.

He has fucked up today, big time.

Seb Larsson is an awful human being.

But....but....I thought it was only us Geordies that were fat? I thought all mackems were built like Chris Masters?

Drogba is so fucking dramatic, talking into his hand

Kurt Zouma has been killed.

Canny start in the Derby - Chelsea game. Full house at Derby, once again and it seems like a good atmosphere.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/best-alternative-name-for-sjp.1006351/ Grown men.

Pelantee

We need to get Cabillarrr on for the start of the second half for either Ameobi, Perez or Cisse. I actually agree that having Gouffran on helps a little, as he's less inclined to do anything going forward, so tends to think more defensively, as shit as he is. I'd also swap Anita for Tiote, as he's been shite, once again. We don't need 2 DM's sitting in front of the back 4 now that we're chasing the game. Stick Anita between Colback and Cabillarrr.

It really was, he was nowhere near the ball.

Horrible cunts trick.

Get your fucking card out you bald cunt.

How did he miss!