Dr.Spaceman

Haha Joey Barton is still playing the pantomime villain. Howay man, you're fucking 31 now, grow up ffs.

GGGOOOOAAAAALLLLLL! John Eustace. Legend. What a goal!

Plays with Lewandowski at international level. Some Pole. Pardew had his eye on him. No chance. Pipe dream. Anyway, once we've got Remy back, we'll be firing on all cylinders.

What a rapetastic team we have.

I wouldn't be surprised with a draw out of this one, then again, a 5-0 defeat wouldn't surprise me too. One thing I do know is - if we draw, it'll feel as 'meh' as a 5-0 defeat would feel.

You may not have noticed but players who have come to us with a mackem connection always seem to get better treatment from us than anybody with a connection to us gets from a lot of your fans. I genuinely don't see it. Aren't Johnson and Colback both Newcastle fans? As long as the stuff on the pitch is right then I doubt anyone cares. You don't see it..? Were you alive when Venison and Bracewell were in our promotion side and welcomed from Day 1..? We also had Montgomery as GK coach for a few years, and if you go back to the 80s there was Alan Brown on loan who was very popular and Joe Harvey signed Stan Anderson in the 60s... Incidentally nearly ALL of these players thought NUFC was a better club because of the fans.... Wasn't there a story doing the rounds a while ago about Bracewell giving a speech at a mackem players wedding not long after he joined us? God forbid!

5-0 loss.

I want Gateshead in the football league with their own ground as much as I want Newcastle to win a trophy tbh.

Thing is, they're playing good football and they are a joy to watch, at times. Just signed Jack Lester, manager has been able to bring him out of retirement. See if he helps maintain the push.

What amazing news to start the day with Shame it's too little, too late, I just hope it's all part of the Ashley exit strategy.

Beeeeeeew

Nastasic

Holy fuck.

Really glad Willian got yellow carded there.

John Terry is one of the worst I've ever seen for doing shit like that.

Hope City equalise now, after that guy not get sent off. Mourinhos reaction would be fantastic.

When was the last time we played 4-4-2? 10 million for someone who has been worse than shit for 18 months

Aye, because we all know how valid your argument is if you don't go to matches

Jenas reliant on size? You what? I was going to say the same thing, he was 5ft 10 inches and weak as piss.

I wouldn't single anybody out from the Sunderland game, we were collectively atrocious.

I urge everyone to cancel it now. We need to get Ashley out asap.

What a goal!

It's a sad state of affairs when you enjoy watching the Newcastle Eagles more than Newcastle United.

Aaaaaaaful