Dr.Spaceman

Fucking hell Shola, you're going to be the death of me. Cracking effort.

What an utterly pathetic first half. Pards has got it horribly wrong and 4 or 5 of our players couldn't give a shit. Worried.

My girlfriend, mother and sister all think he's perfect 'boyfriend material'. How can I compete with Tim fucking Krul...

Go Neil, go Neil, go Neil!

Swansea

Bidding war on the cards. It's quite a bio, I know.

In. Any position. I have a left foot and very little else. I'm weak as piss and not very quick.

Tempted. I recall having a conversation with Dino at the infamous Shark Club Mania about this. Time would KO be?

Third world cunts don't know any better either. They should never have been anywhere near the WC.

There's a specific thread for this kind of knowledge.

Jesus, as if people actually thought it sped up I've had the same argument with mates over the speed a cricket bowler actually bowls. It's never going to be 90mph by the time the ball actually reaches the bowler.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23822589

I wouldn't be fucked if he left, he's never going to fit in here.

That was it?!?

Is it any wonder that we've played well without him in the side to neutralise every attack?

4-0 up away at Nuneaton. Gary Mills has properly turned it around.

Sunderland utilising the self destruct button quite well today!

What a game, so refreshing to see us challenge against decent teams for a change. O thought Debuchy was pretty solid throughout as well. Tiote was combative in a good kind of way as well, not the usual stupid niggly fouls, he actually put his foot in where necessary.

Ahh one of them was claiming they owuld have more fans if it wasn't for people dying or summik. Serious?

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,93975.0.html Haha I was referring to the poles who celebrated the 'goal' 10 seconds after the whistle had gone and everybody had stopped.

Fucking idiots. How stupid are football fans.

Leighton Baines

I'm sure Sturridge is like Pele for Liverpool, yet he's like Welbeck for England.

England 5 Germany 1 Germany were horrific.

The cunts want it on a plate. We should be 3 up by now.