Dr.Spaceman

Absolute disgrace that title change, making taxi drivers out to be scroungers. Disgrace, you should be ashamed.

I don't mind the corporate tickets, their food is quite decent, miles better than ours. It just feels a bit weird when the match is due to start and I'm ready to go home

These have just give us an extra 100 tickets to give away this season, for absolutely nowt.

"Loïc Rémy pulls cock over the line..."

Good players on paper because they're French internationals, that's all. + 2 Argentineans, 1 Ivorian, 2 Dutch, 2 English (3 if we signed ince or Sinclair), 1 Senegalese, 1 Italian... Come on when have we had any depth at the back? Our glory years under Sir Bobby had Shola and Lua Lua as 3rd/4th choice, players like McClen, Brittain etc.. were getting games. This potential squad could be the best I remember anyway, even if it is a bunch of French and on paper Good as Sir Bob's spell at the club was, you cannot say it was our 'glory years'....under KK and SJH we finished second in the PL twice and were a far bigger threat to Man U than under SBR and Shepherd. We had a better squad and played better football. Even the KK era was hardly our glory years...we won the FA Cup 3 times in the 1950s..... Sorry I meant glory years under Sir Bobby as in the best periods when he was manager rather than them being the best years of Newcastle. Even KKs squads etc.. this feels more complete (if the signings come off). We really will have pretty much 2 quality players in every position, well hopefully! It'll still feel like crazy teeth lady driving Michael Schumacher's Ferrari until we get rid of Pards I'm afraid.

And he's back to being mint again

Cracking pella. Come on you rams.

He really can't win, can he

You must know the rules by now...

Who the f*** are those whoppas? The Stone Island Masseeeeeeeeeeeev! What the fuck is it with those shit shirts and the top button fastened. Shittest shit ever.

McCarthy > Cabaye, if we're being honest

I'd be worried if our top signing was Ahmed Elmohamady tbh

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 13m Who is Hatem Ben Arfa?

Usually offensive

Get out of our club, get out of our club, Fuck off to Rangers and get out of our club.

Our negotiators are fucking mental.

Bloody hell RIP

Couldn't make this shit up

What the fuck is that?

Roy Keane is hard as nails.

Very average, runs around like a mad man every now and then, making a few 'die hard' lunges. Nowt everyone bar Ronaldo didn't already know.

I'm sitting with a few std'd mackem season ticket holders now actually. I'll ask what they think.

Bardsley....decent....

Enjoy 25,000 crowds if Kinnear is appointed.