Dr.Spaceman

10 years ago SJP would be on fire now.

You just know a similar thing will happen down the other end and he'll give fuck all.

Fucking Colback dallying on the ball in our own box...

Fucking hell, are you kidding me hahahahaha

Penalty?!?!

This is awful.

Fuck it, he's not Jack Colback

As we will be if we get more than £2.5 mil for Tiote. Deduct the reported £8 mil we're going to get for Tiote and we're doing okay.

He's canny good...

I've never seen him at left back, but heard he wasn't horrendous at Sunderland when used there. Should we be scared?

Whenever I hear someone is signing for us I can't help but think of them driving up the M1 singing Kenny Loggins 'Danger Zone'.

Yep, i've been saying that for years. It would take away intent as the supposed factor. So a player would be penalised for the ball hitting their hand accidentally, if it happened to deflect favourably for them? That's even worse. Yup, you'd have players aiming for the oponents hands if they had nowt else on as well

"We want our money back" #nufc Why give it in the first place? Fucking hypocrites, man

If he couldn't get there he didn't miss...

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 32s32 seconds ago Mbabu having a good solid game so far and offering plenty going forward #nufc He's probably watching Sunderland and thinks Van Aanholt is Mbabu.

I wish this fat cunt would stop saying "Mbambu"

No it doesn't Mick Lowes and the Irish fella have been slating him for giving it away and being far too deep.

Winning. Shocking from Arsenal's defense.

3 centre backs and a very defensive defensive midfielder

Good try

Villa are so much like us at our worst under Pardew it unbelievable.

I hope he dies. /joke

Another patient for Dr Death.

Nah, it's "Henry Sigh-Vit"