Dr.Spaceman

It's a fucking bullet not a punch that arsehole needs.

Jesus Christ, could this bloke be any further up his own arse?

I doubt they're too bothered, given where they are now compared to where they were at the time.

To slay the Mackems.

Tiote misplacing that pass to Ben Arfa, man, he's woeful

I don;t mind Man Utd fans, having went to college with a fair few. It's the fucking Chelsea, Spurs and Liverpool fans that get on my tits.

Jesus Christ, I don't know where to start.

Unbelievable, another player out the door. Absolute disgrace. Joke, he's shit.

Bring back Chris Mort, still.

Why the hell would we have made this public if he hadn't already agreed to it, ffs.

Not that we're obsessed or anything

Legend. RIP.

Linked with a player

Angelo Peruzzi?

They realised who he actually was and decided against it. I'd rather sign Phil Turnbull from Gateshead.

Wonga must be loving all this by the way, it's a massive win-win situation. Wouldn't be surprised if they came out and said they were okay with Cisse wearing what he wants.

I've still got faith in him tbh, he's showed glimpses in important games and if he can stay fit all season I'm confident he'll be an asset. One more lengthy injury and he's wrecked though, it would take some willpower to come back again.

What a fat mess

WB

Mike Ashley couldn't have put it better himself.

I'm feeling disheartened as well, but some of the reasons people are giving are totally laughable. So fucking what if Southampton and Norwich etc are paying ridiculous money for slightly above average players

8m for Ince is fucking nuts. It's the going rate for that sort of player. How much has Zaha cost ManU? Into double figures (or eight), isn't it? Zaha is class though. I think we paid 12 for him but it can rise to 15. Hold your horses, he's good and he has massive potential, but I wouldn't say he's that good yet.

All the forrinaz for me marra.

How have you never seen Giacherinni play? Especially when football is the only thing in the world.

He's playing for fucking Seattle man.... What the hell happened to him?