Dr.Spaceman

Lewis Callum Miley

They probably just know they've got no chance. I doubt Pep was on the list either.

Be surprised if he scores another goal for us.

Loved that game, although I had no idea what I was doing with the half-pipe and the surfing.

I hope it cools down a little. I played at the pitz last night, 7-8 and it was weirdly humid

Aye he was. Interesting that he's taken this role as it'll surely be much less of a wage for him.

'kin hell. Surely you just negotiate a much lower fee rather than outright rip up his contract... at least then you can say he didn't agree to sign a new deal and he was the one who walked away.

Biggest concern would be for those clubs like Everton who have to live nearby one of the 'elite'. How do they attract local talent when their nearest neighbours have an unlimited budget and can essentially do whatever the fuck they like. Also any young fan who's torn between the two won't be in the market for a blue jersey.

Feels like there's no middle ground with any sport though. Some rugby clubs are struggling, Cricket is struggling, we even lost the basketball league earlier this year before it was reincarnated. I absolutely detest this corporate greed "you must increase your profit margins year on year" bollocks.

Drink it in maaaaaan

Anyone else's YouTube feed jittery? Would be nice if it was a smooth 60fps like it says it is.

The shirt pull around a minute earlier too

It's surely FMV with the market being....other football related financial dealings. It's stupid. You should technically never be allowed to break the transfer record ever again under those rules, unless you've got someone who scores a goal every half an hour over the course of 38 games, given Haaland's fee.

Honestly, if in between all this bollocks that is one of the things they come down on us for, that would be fucking mental. We could have done so much worse, tried a lot more shenanigans and made the PL's job so much more difficult.

That show is absolutely wank.

Imagine some of the left field squad picks, he'd be picking every eligible player from Man City plus some boring squad fillers who are capable of playing massively within themselves in order to follow his instructions down to a tee. Probably end up with someone like Josh Brownhill turning into a superstar ball retaining CM whilst Dominik Solanke is banging in his 40th tap in of the calendar year.

Lovely assist for Bellamy against Blackburn iirc

He'd be just about the best we could hope for I reckon

The guy's literally wrote that tweet himself...and he's a journalist....

We could do far worse. It would be completely though.

At least you've had a heads up beforehand. That Yorkie is a terror, like a Yorkshire Kevin Muscat.

But when you win you can shout...

Harry Kane probably would have scored... No, he wouldn't have made the run, he'd have ran towards the ball.

"Aah shuddve scored there but a wer finkin about chips"

Their right full back looks like he knows exactly where to be and when he needs to be there