Dr.Spaceman

One of the most unsuited players we've signed in this era

Save sonner

Djed Spence is class tbf

Brennan Johnson

Better bugel player this year anyway. Howay the lads!

And getting away with it

Okay

I thought the exact same thing. Started at around 25 mins as advised above and switched it off soon as that wet wipe started banging on about comparisons with the Ashley era.

Give it a rest, man

Remember that special arrangement they had with that Portuguese agent? Ruben Neves and Diego Jota in the Championship, man. They had a class squad for that level that season. Big John Ruddy between the sticks too.

Hey, haven't you seen our kick off routine

Aye, are they fucking stupid on Pod on the Tyne? The PL anthem is surely a non-negotiable

That wasn't a foul, it was offside based on his interference. Stop being deliberately obtuse

Kids, the lot of them

What a corner.

Nowhere in the laws of the game does it state that you have to be strong...

Doesn't matter, it's in the middle of the goal and he's pushed him then used his hip to impede him.

Couldn't happen to a nicer set of fans

If that's not interfering with play then that's an absolute joke

Offside that

Gvardiol

His pass to Murphy for the missed chance was excellent. There's been a definite upturn in his performances of late.

I sort of wanted them to play well and win given their lack of Isak but this is fucking excellent

If crossing is his strength then he's absolutely fucked