Dr.Spaceman

Those Man Utd subs have done bugger all Drury was creaming himself over the change in tactical direction

Mackems may have only drawn this weekend, but if Jack Clarke comes on and scores the winner...

He'll be bald within 6 months

The Greek God in Rome thing? Can't remember who the player was but Barca doesn't ring a bell

Replacing Miggy and Murphy with Hutchinson and Semenyo would be nice.

Canny deflection

Werw

Zero composure from Delap there, all he has to do is side foot it either side of Onana.

Fucking hell

Before anyone says it, no, Adam Armstrong isn't good enough for us.

If we're talking about these new rules preventing clubs 'doing a Portsmouth' then surely Ashley taking the piss with sponsorship from his own company is a point of discussion

You're worried about a team that's failed to beat Ipswich, Forest and Wolves at home? Nah, they were crap up here, scored against the run of play after we should have already scored 2 or 3.

As Man City and Chelsea have shown us - there's always a workaround

I think that's what Stiffy is getting at, we'd end up shifting the ownership to an individual or a group outside of PIF

They do get their knickers in a twist over things a lot of Newcastle fans aren't precious about, it's proper weird. Can't think of anything outside of football related things I properly hate about Sunderland, other than everything about the place.

Bentaleb, I forgot about Slimani but he was even worse.

LiVARpool or VARsenal, I'm not sure which I'd prefer to see tears from. Hate both of the fuckers.

Gary Neville V Stoke-esque that

What the hell was Kyle Walker doing there, he just let Werner go

He's been fuming since Spurs first goal, stuck a fiver on him to be carded and he possibly could have got one for that hack on Maddison.

Sunderland is a fucking nightmare

We go 6th when we win this

I like the way she talks as if there's a full. Stop. After. Every. Word. She also forgot to call out League One and spazzed out when she realised after calling out the first team in that league

Who the fuck is this reading the scores out on Soccer Saturday

Wolves 4-1 is some score