Dr.Spaceman

Rod v The Office wankers is exactly what everyone wants to see on a Friday night.

That's what you want from your music, a good old bout of sustainability!

Absolutely, whole Adidas deal feels very Coldplay or Grey's Anatomy so far.

We'll never know either way.

Hey kids, look what happens when you leave Chelsea to come and play first team football at Newcastle...

That's what the gap should have been pre-takeover. Two years in to a new ownership structure with polar opposite intentions, however....nah.

He doesn't sound very Scottish

There is the potential that Tripps wants a bit of an outrage to speed up his exit...

That dour Scottish bloke who was on co-comms for what felt like all of our games when we were shit has to be up there as the worst. Miserable doesn't even begin to do it justice.

Fuck me, I'd completely erased Frank Lampard managing Everton from my mind

I'll believe it when I see it.

Whether or not we sell Miggy we've still got youth players at the club. Eddie has shown time and time again that he'd rather not chuck them in though.

Just waiting for this seasons Pep interview where he goes way OTT and describes us as very dangerous because we don't have Europe to focus on.

Feel a lot like a spoilt kid for saying this but I genuinely expected much more from Adidas. Good job I'm not a football shirt wanker, more a training gear wanker, but it all feels very 'meh' at present. They're better than this, surely.

We shouldn't sell anyone below value as it may set a precedent and invite lower offers for other players. Other clubs are cunts with asking prices and some seemingly get their way, why can't we become that?

Pope and Barnes will be away, not so sure about the others.

of 2023?

Yeah, I was gutted when we ended up winning the league.

I had a feeling something was up. Glad you're on the mend

I would, he's very good.

Come on mate.

Got to make it fit your narrative

"Come here, come here, come here...."

Thomas Wank