Dr.Spaceman

Don't worry, Captain Carroll of the 'heed the baal' society will save the day.

How does Newcastle bringing out a T-shirt of some fat bloke or a DVD of a "draw" with Arsenal rate on your "cringeworthy" scale. Quite an extraordinary draw wouldn't you agree? Smacks of small club mentality bringing out DVD's of draws against bigger clubs,it's the sort of thing teams who get good results in FA Cup games do. That's because we're a small club, compared to the mighty SAFC - da real top dawgs of the NE, destroyers of black and white hearts, 6th in January etc.. You sure taught us a lesson this season didn't you? Both Newcastle and Sunderland are small/average sized clubs IMO and while we as fans might think we support big clubs, in reality we don't, and until either of us start winning trophies or competing in the top 6 on a regular basis we will be forever known as small clubs. Why do you even bother spouting wank like that

Stop posting, please.

Is this thing for fucking real? Hahahahahaha!

Sounds good, but since i have trouble even sending a txt out of sjp i'm not even gonna bother trying.

Tommy Wright. Mike Hooper. Chris Basham.

Nee Shearer - Bellamy iyam.

No doubt that will go down as an amazing debut etc, when in fact he headed it once and lost it 4 or 5 times.

Liverpool with Carroll 0-1 Opposition. It's on!!!

This.

Most cringeworthy moment of the season.

Even better if Carroll just does fuck all.

INJURY INJURY INJURY INJURY!!!!! COME ON PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN GOD.

Fucking hell here we go.

Showing Carroll clapping. How fucking funny would it be if he turned out to be very average.

Jesus, shocking defending. Can't wait to see Fergies face.

How the fuck did Rafael or Carragher not get sent off? Oh, that's right, they're not called Ryan Taylor, not playing for someone outside the European contingent and also don't look suicidal.

I'm sure you finishing above us will take away any memories of being humiliated on and off the pitch at St James'. Personally, I wouldn't accept being humiliated by you lot if it meant that we finished above you but with nothing to show for it. There's nothing to accept,you battered us on the day fair and square,it's done with now and these things happen in football.After the way all the mags I know personally and ones I work with have went on over the last 2 weeks claiming they were going to overtake us this weekend,I literally cannot wait to go to work tomorrow.I've got £50 bets on with 3 of them aswell over who will finish highest and could be an interesting end to the season. Sad. Who gives a shit who finishes where? There's kids starving in Pennywell and your just throwing away money like it's nothing.

Hollywood Allstars are sponsored by Brazzerrs! Hahahaha, that is surely worth a wank.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-12651240 I thought it was just the English that are violent, racist louts?

If you judge the average Sunderland by Internet messageboards then carry on,I like to think I judge other fans by having met them in real life,maybe that's just me though. So do I, and every single Sunderland fan I have ever met has mentioned Newcastle in just about every single footballing related topic of conversation.

Any chance to have a dig at Shearer like and some people can't help themselves.

Why should he be afraid to say what he thinks? That's the fucking problem with society these days. Good on you Stephen.

Dirk Kuyt on the right

He should be fucking shot for that.