Dr.Spaceman

And to think we mentioned Europe a few weeks back

Have we borrowed Gatesheads self destruct button from last week?

Tiote booked for winning the ball.

Nah he didn't. It hit Higginbotham full on in the face.

Loven.... What has he done in the past half an hour?

FML.

Come on Joey!

Campbell just fuck off and retire.

Fucking wank.

Nobody does. I bet even his own mother thinks he's shit.

Shane Ferguson coming on though

Jose coming off

He loves a bit of argie bargie like doesn't he

Tiote Surrounded and he just pelted the ball ahead of him and got past 2 of them.

Are they now singing "Joey Barton, he hits like a girl?"

Terrible from Barton again

No doubt Barton will get pelted with coins n shit.

You weren't expecting them to get at least one?

Shola limping badly.

I wish this commentator would fuck off going on about Sholas peripheral vision being impared. WE KNOW HE'S WEARING A MASK, YOU PRICK.

Just as I say that he misses a blatant hand ball which leads to Tiote being on the deck.

And good officiating there.

First Delap chuck of the day.

The forum police have spoken.

Now all we need is a post match piss up / punch up involving yours truly and this will be the greatest single night of my life. Not literally...