Dr.Spaceman

During puberty Is that the only way of being 99% sure?

Kanu is about 37 iirc.

Arshavin isn't a bad player by any means, but to go that far is taking the piss.

Oh, it's like that is it? Well hold on while I fmop (fix my own post)

How can you all be sure Ashley is doing anything at all? I thought he put it all in the hands of his lackeys.

Football is shit compared to what it used to be. Bring back the early to mid 90's please.

Absolute shocker. And to think he's ginger as well. Get well soon big fella.

Booing him will do fuck all. Why make us look like mongs?

Nope. It was partly their shit performances which took us down.

Depends on wether Bellamy, Dyer and N'Zogbia fancied it.

Haven't bothered to read the thread, simply because he's got nothing to walk from. He isn't our manager.

That Shola photo is amazing!

Whats this about Vialli? LOL

4am forever.

I want the best man to manage us, and the best man to own us. Not much really

Even though two bids over the magic £100m have been made, is this still going to take months to complete? I predict we'll sign Brett Emerton before any takeover is finalised.

Robert - Typical french legend Bellamy - good player on his day, should managed him better, souness' fault he left. I'd have had him back anytime. Allardyce - Worst football I have seen us play in my life. Derby's only win, says it all. Luque - Didn't want to be here, shit player etc Shepherd - Splashed out, but appointed shite managers and got us into the financial shite that we're in now.

Another month of this!

I'd rather have Guthrie than them both. Rather play with 10 men than have Butt on the field.

What he/she said

I'm going to sleep with everything crossed! COME ON!!!

WTFLOLETC Been a regular browser for the past 2 years, had a bit to drink and thought i'd take the plunge.

What about To Madeira?

:-[

I heard on one of the shit media things (talkshit or Sky Wank News) that his injury record is actually not that bad. It's like he's left Newcastle and people have stopped slagging him off / telling us how injury prone he is. It's beyond a joke how some of the media spout this tripe.