Dr.Spaceman

It's nothing to do with Cabaye wanting to play in the best league in the world, as most footballers do.

I liked having him in the team, but I never 'loved' him. There were too many stories doing the rounds for my liking, such as the broken hand craic. He's just a wanker, in the same mould as Joey Barton, he won't learn, and when he does, it'll be too late.

I bet they sign Carlton Cole!

I see all of them players I've never heard of and raise you Danny 'Anti-magnetic' Simpson.

My dead grandma is more accurate than fifa

Carroll have a good second half then? I switched off at HT.

Being schooled by Hangeland.

I really want us to sign Dempsey.

Brb Nah it's on page 2, who the hell ever goes there? I know I just did, but you know...

Very clever? Get your hand off your cock and pull your pants up please Raymond.

He's such a wanker isn't he?

He wanted first team football and we couldn't guarantee it.

So much shit on show in this match.

I despise Ray Wilkins like.

Shola looks like a boss these days.

What happened like? Also I don't hang out the back of Messi and I'm not one of these "I love watching Barca, their style of football is the best yadda yadda yadda", therefore these things do not interest me in the slightest.

Nah, he's shit.

He's wank, and we need better, asap.

Shit news is shit.

What an annoying match this is turning out to be.

Shit.

It would be canny funny if when they start talking about money the deal goes tits up

Jesus, his Twitter makes him out to be a really sad, depressing person. It seems like he lives for SAFC. Edit: Cuntside, that is.

We are caking it apparently. Dunno what cake's got to with anything.