Dr.Spaceman

Moussa Sissoko

Wand of a left foot. Looks a bit all action, but then that's the Eredivisie. Trying to judge how anyone from that league will translate to the PL is nigh in impossible.

As a right back, yeah. He was nowhere near that position on Saturday though. Another one where the performance > expectations.

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He was alright yesterday tbh, showed some lovely touches.

I'm not concerned with Elanga's crossing given that he's going to be most effective on fast breaks anyway. Most of his good work will be cutting in or just pegging it forward from his own half.

Tl;dr And he's not wrong, but whatever, we've just got to get on with it.

I actually like the sound of this.

Poor end product, think he fluffed each cross. However, he skinned his man with ease each time and he's going to win so many free kicks in dangerous positions. Once we've got a proper striker in and around the box I think we'll see him shine.

Gary retired years ago mate.

How easy was that for them, big lad ghosted past several as if they weren't there

Said that to my wife Is this Ashby in the middle? Shown some good touches.

Should be celebrating the fact that we've seemingly found a good one but all I can think of at the moment is PSR. Really impressed with him, bar one or two little moments that you'd probably expect from an 18 year old making his home debut. Hope the east stand are kind to him.

If these put out their first team this one could be brutal. I just hope my son sees us score a goal on his first trip to SJP

Who's left to gazump us on the Samu deal then?

#TeamEddie

An available striker, you say...

A fiver more than a better quality Real Madrid equivalent.

That's really nice, but I'm not paying £100 for it. It's a £60 purchase at most.

Adam Armstrong

I know you're like 12 or something but that's wild.

Fucking hell

I'd be canny annoyed if something Man Utd are doing is causing a delay with our potential new stadium. Not that I believe it but it would make sense. If Manchester receive an injection of 100 million worth of taxpayer funding then why shouldn't every club who wants a new stadium?

When has Eddie Howe ever done that at Newcastle though? Did people sleep through Chris Wood's time here

Al-Nassr can offer an important wage though.