Dr.Spaceman

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Homage to our greatest ever PL season in '96, obviously.

Varane has retired. Man Utd broke another player.

Yes but I still believe they're going to attempt to do whatever they can within the rules. There's no evidence to suggest they're not wanting to invest significantly into NUFC.

If they're dropping billions on Golf and millions on professional wrestling why does anyone think that they're not going to attempt to push NUFC to the top

They've never won the EFL Trophy though

Surely we were all expecting to at least have heard some info on our longer term plans regarding the club's infrastructure

No idea, but probably very different circumstances. Bournemouth's owners don't have to put up with Newcastle City Council for example

But we're going to do none of that because...

I wouldn't say it's falling apart, but it's quite outdated compared with other PL teams grounds. We need to do something for ourselves, not because Leeds are expanding Elland Road.

Why is the capacity the only thing that matters?

Left behind in what sense? Elland Road is old and shite as it currently is, bolting on an extra few thousand seats isn't going to do much. I'd take a reduced capacity at SJP for an overall better matchday experience.

That would be heart attack central

What the hell has happened there? Surely they build those things to withstand severe (by UK standards) weather

The last training video I saw showed two goalkeepers beating two outfield players, so I'm not so sure

Eddie Howe v The Weather. Get a thread started now.

Yep, if it's a straight pick between the two of them I choose Man City every single time

Yesssss

How are they arguing that

The second yellow was more than justified there, Gibbs White's follow through was a bit reckless, he had the lads foot wrapped between his legs

One of our worst signings (to see significant minutes) in the last 30 years. You could see during his debut that it was never working out, he looked incredibly nervous.

What on earth...

Let's at least make Leno make a save or two

Howay ffs

Osula!