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Pardew tried to trap one in the second half and slipped on it and nearly went arse over tit. Colo did a couple of keepy uppies with a plastic bag at one point

I wonde if he's fall over like that if he took a hit like that in the street

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/25374672 Dodged a bullet

Newcastle v Southampton Southampton came off a run of three defeats to play really well and get a point against Manchester City last weekend. Saints had a few players missing too, so it is a sign that they are getting a bit of strength in depth. Newcastle, meanwhile, are the form team in the Premier League - they have won five of their last six home and away, and Saturday's win at Old Trafford was an outstanding result. In comparison, this game looks easier but I am always a bit wary of tipping the Magpies to win games that you might expect them to, because they are capable of beating anybody, but of losing to anybody too. When they are on song, I want to wax lyrical about them but they have drawn me in before then let me down, and more importantly let themselves down too. This is the kind of Newcastle team that could follow a win at Manchester United by playing Southampton at home and getting beaten, and Saints have already shown us they are definitely capable of going to St James' Park and winning. Lawro's prediction: 1-2

Game is the weekend after payday so it'll be a right good pissup if we turn them over.

Questions and answers finally up: http://hotspurfootiequiz.weebly.com/quiz-5---december-13.html

Round 1 – Domestic Football 1 Who took over as Manager of Liverpool after Bob Paisley on 1st July 1983 2 Which current international wears the No. 11 shirt for Everton? 3 Which current English League team was originally called ‘Black Arabs FC’ when founded in 1883? 4 Who was manager of Chelsea when they won the FA Cup in 1970 against Leeds? 5 Which Championship side plays at the Goldsands Stadium? 6 Which Player won his first 4 England caps for England whilst playing at 4 different Clubs? 7 Which Championship team won their last major domestic trophy in 2011? 8 Name the first Man United captain from outside the United Kingdom or the Republic of Ireland (90s) 9 What is the connection between Sherlock Holmes and Portsmouth AFC? 10 Who was the first English player to win Top Flight League Championships in three different countries? Round 2 – World & European Football 11 2014 WC will see none of Sweden, Denmark or Norway at the World cup. When was the last WC tournament that didn’t have any of these 3 teams take part? 12 Who was the lowest ranked club (UEFA Co-efficient) in this season Champions’ League Group Stage (at the time of the draw)? 13 Which team in Portugal is known affectionately as the Archbishops and The Arsenal Fans? 14 Which player scored 16secs after coming on as a sub in a European Champions League Final against Juventus? 15 Total Football was invented by which Ajax Player / Manager? 16 There is one Uruguyan on Pelé's choice of the "greatest living footballers" from March 2004 – who is he? 17 Northern Ireland and former Man Utd Keeper Roy Carroll currently plays for which club team? 18 With the exception of the hosts Brazil, who was the first team to qualify for the 2014 WC? 19 Who was the last team to lose 2 consecutive Champions League Finals? 20 In which city was the final of Euro 2008 hosted? Round 3 – Pot Luck 21 Newcastle United won the first division in 1992-93. Which 2 teams were promoted with them? (pt each) 22 Who is the only current FIFA and CONMEBOL international team NEVER to have qualified for the World Cup? 23 Barcelona beat Sampdoria in the Last European Cup final on 20thMay 1992 who were the 2 playing captains that evening? (pt each) 24 Who was the manager of the great AC Milan team that won the 89 and 90 European Cup? 25 Eusebio won the Golden Boot award at the 1966 World Cup Finals. How many goals did he score? 26 With 35 goals in 42 appearances, who is the record goal scorer for the Italian national team? 27 I am a midfielder and played 62 times for England. I made my debut against Italy in November 1989 and retired internationally after the Euro 96 semi-final against Germany. Who am I? 28 Name the missing team from this World Cup 2014 Group, Belgium, Russia, Algeria and… 29 Deportivo Saprissa is the most successful club team in which Central American country? 30 Who was the Greek Goalkeeper for the Monty Pythons Philosophers Football Match v Germany? Questions for the standard rounds above. The picture and video rounds will be up on the site some time this morning.

right from now on no-one should be allowed to mention pub quizes without putting hte questions they can remember. Questions will be on http://hotspurfootiequiz.weebly.com some time today.

Don't see the fuss with a generic 0-1 win away at a mid-table side tbh.

Lescott and Hart

Good point - looks like the version of the answers without the video round was on there. Try this link: http://hotspurfootiequiz.weebly.com/uploads/1/0/4/4/10443240/3._hotspur_quiz_4_-_answers.pdf Not sure if the vid will be allowed, I can provide it if need be.

Chamakh My Bitch Up will be back. Joint first then tied for third the past two times. We're there to win tomorrow night! Good lad. The 'diablo' round is VERY tough, prepare yourself... Ketsbaia off here is our walking, talking Rothman's football yearbook. Hopefully we'll be areet. Still going with the Monty Python philosopher's football question? Maybe

Chamakh My Bitch Up will be back. Joint first then tied for third the past two times. We're there to win tomorrow night! Good lad. The 'diablo' round is VERY tough, prepare yourself...

Next Hotspur/Shiteseats Footy Quiz is tomorrow night if anyone is interested - 8pm start. 72 points up for grabs over 6 rounds - with a Champions League video round (which I've just finished editing) and some Santa/Xmas footballers nonsense. Get yersels along!

Garth Crooks thought that Kyle Walker was better at the weekend though....

Ah right, looked legit to me. Apologies.

Telegraph saying he agreed terms with Man United after the game yesterday. Hmmm.

Think Givens loan is only until 31/12/13.

Take a look at "Full time devils" videos on YouTube. Comedy gold!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/premier-league/10500324/Manchester-United-v-Newcastle-United-match-report.html Referring to them as "United" 13 times. Erm, there were two uniteds playing.

They've comfortably got enough about them to survive IMO. They've played all their hard home games. Only got the duckeggs at home after Christmas and they're only a couple of wins off safety. As sad as it sounds I think they'll be ok.

0-0 in 11/12 wonnit? 1-1.

One of the greatest things about the victory was the way we saw it out. Cool and calm, everyone did their bit. Was still shitting meself though.

Suarez Soldado Torres RVP All in Moke's pocket this season.

Lowest ranked team in the competition at home please.