Anderson

5 minutes added on, poor fuckers.

Chucked a fiver on 10-0.

Dear me, I’d be on my way home already if I was a Sheff Utd fan.

Let’s just leave the FA Cup as it is, ta.

What?

Still massively behind him, but that’s mental. This season was always going to be a gimme for him in my mind, was always going to be too much too soon, but he needs to start next season strongly or he’ll be in trouble.

Everton points deduction down to 6.

ffs, 2-1 in the blink of an eye.

Overriding feeling from all of this is being insanely jealous at the amount of gardening leave this fella’s going to have had over a couple years while being paid fortunes.

Aye, never head home when 4 zip down at home to Arsenal!

What’s the keeper doing?!

Surprised at that, thought Alonso would be odds on. Seems the most obvious appointment ever.

Klopp leaving, wew.

Can’t remember who it was who made it on here, or if it’s even still about, but Florence & the Machine - Shake It Out always takes me back to the 5th place season under Pards whenever I hear it.

It’s safe to say the ‘caveat’ is the only accurate part of this.

Off to Celta to reunite with Rafa.

Moved to Friday night, but not on TV, head scratcher that.

Fuck sake, surely there’s got to be better picks that us vs Fulham too? Hard work being so box office some times.

Wouldn't be surprised to see him head back to the MLS when he leaves, bit of a club legend at Atlanta isn't he?

From a quick scan, there doesn't appear to be anything of much interest beyond the headline figures - turnover's up £70m in the year, but still losing £70m a year too!

Forgot this was 2 legged, thought the bastards were off to Wembley.

Nvm, it does! Our accounts are fairly vague about it, but Chelsea’s explicitly state the remaining book value is amortised over the new length of any renegotiated contract.

Pretty sure it doesn’t work like that and transfer fees are amortised over the length of their initial contract only.

At first thought it was PSG at home too, but reading again it clearly means PSG away?! Hope she wasn't in the away end!