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Still clinging onto the feint hope that if this goes ahead we'll manage another year with Isak, allowing us to bed this lad in for a year before a sale to someone on the continent next year. Would realistically be the best we could've hoped for in the circumstances. Anyone but fucking Liverpool for Isak, please.

If this is a goer, hope it's all done and dusted within 48 hours like Isak was, can't be chewed with a another saga, especially can't be arsed with getting knocked back again. Hope us putting a bid in is because we've been given encouragement it's good to go.

Man, imagine Isak stays and this lad signs... ... sadly my immediate reaction, if that's legit, would be that it'll just reignite the Isak saga.

Could we move on from this circus and urgently fill the other gaping holes in our squad now, pls.

Nvm, wrong thread

We're also in the unusual position of being behind Liverpool, but him being a pretty nailed on starter there and second fiddle here. Any CF was always going to head there ahead of us.

Hello darkness my old friend.

Cannot believe they've fluked that FFS. Most insufferable club around atm.

We should be all over that at £60m. Would finally give us the flexibility to move away from a flat 4-3-3 dependent on the game.

If Gibbs-White is available, chuck the Pedro money and then some at him.

Bit good PSG aren't they? Penny for Mbappe's thoughts.

Have they taken the advert down?

Not too arsed about this one, but fucking hell it's grating how Chelsea can just crack on and do as they please by bending the rules completely while we're absolutely hamstrung by the same ones.

B2B U21s = 1 proper one aye?

Great ball in!

Barcode top in stands!

When's this due out, next week?

Seems a daft offer, unless there's rumblings of them having PSR issues?

Bruno wearing a denim blue bucket hat in the Seal Cup promo - wonder if we'll see a remake of the 96/97 away kit this year.

We'll never be close to PSG man. They're a completely unique proposition being the only show in town in one of the biggest cities in the world, in one of the biggest footballing countries in the world. They've also successfully built their brand as not just a football team but a brand in and of itself in recent years. See loads of non-football fans in their Jordan gear etc. Their growths obviously been artificial, but they've bolted now.

Liverpool getting £10m to allow Trent to leave a month early. Mental.

Drug charges dropped?

What the fuck is that hair do?