Anderson

Jamaica coach has also been trying to get in touch with him, on Twitter. @WinniSchaefer: @Rolando_Aarons # please call Roy Simpson, +1 (876) 453-7309 JFF. Coach Schaefer Jamaica Tweeting the wrong account.

I know in the grand scheme of things it means fuck all, but thought it was nice to see him rewarded with a 'proper' number.

Was really impressive at times last season. The lad never stops.

Mike Jones

Strange, thought he'd be around for years.

Just came to post that, class.

Colback really is going to be the turd that won't flush this season isn't he?

Gouffran RM

Anyone remember Michael Johnson?

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1s2tkou

Played 109 minutes last season. There's potentially a good player in there, or at least there was. I'd say £10m's at least double what he's worth though, City only paid £2m more when we was the 'next big thing' out of Everton. Since then he's achieved/contributed about as much as I have as a Premier League player.

Fuck sending him back, send Taylor back their way instead.

Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: City 3rd-6th: Arsenal, Man U, Liverpool, Everton Relegation: West Ham, Burnley, Leicester Overachievers: QPR Underperformers: Spurs Top Goal Scorer: Costa Break Out Year: Stones Season to Forget: Lallana PFA Player of the Year: Fabregas PFA Young Player of the Year: Sterling Manager of the Year: Mourinho First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Allardyce Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 11th Top Goalscorer?: De Jong How will we do in the cup competitions?: Business as usual How will we do in the derby games?: Drab draws home and away Domestic Championship Promotion: Norwich, Derby, Wigan Championship Relegation: Blackpool +2 FA Cup: Man Utd League Cup: Man City Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Preston Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Roma Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Barcelona Europa League winner: Inter World Player of the Year: Ronaldo Other Who will start the most games at left back for us? Haidara Will Bojan be a success at Stoke? No How many times will we see 'arry hanging out of his window on transfer deadline day? 37 How many goals will Fernando Torres score this season? 6

:lol:

All three of my later KOs lost, 1/4, starting the season as I mean to go on.

A quick, young, black winger? Quick, compare him to another quick, young, black winger.

tragically true. Best header since Martins at OT in 2008. I thought of that one but, probably since Carroll away at Wolves in early 2010/2011 for me. Carroll against Blackburn that season too.

Bingo, 2-0 down at HT.

Thought we were just reusing this one.

Fuck me, Steve Clarke hasn't taken getting sacked by West Brom very well.

They were the highest odds too, 7/5. I've got Chelsea marked as the ones who'll fuck it up.

Fair play to O'Shea, completely off his box at the bar. As for Cattermole playing the daft cunt, posing on the podium or whatever that is.

Pissed away a fiver on Malaga/Chelsea/Arsenal/Shalke. Nee idea why, need proper football back asap.

Paddy Power doing a similar thing to their WC top scorer offer, £2 free bet every time your selection scores when you place a £20 bet.