Anderson

Nothing new, the quality of all our Puma kits has been awful. Worlds apart from the old Adidas ones. I wouldn't dream of paying for one even if they got the design spot on, probably a good thing they continue to fuck it up.

I even think he's a decent enough pundit these days.

It isn't.

Looks off his fucking box.

Go home Nev, you're drunk

16 Aug 12:45 Man Utd 3-0 Swansea 16 Aug 15:00 Leicester 1-2 Everton 16 Aug 15:00 QPR 2-0 Hull 16 Aug 15:00 Stoke 2-1 Aston Villa 16 Aug 15:00 West Brom 0-0 Sunderland 16 Aug 15:00 West Ham 1-3 Spurs 16 Aug 17:30 Arsenal 2-0 Crystal Palace 17 Aug 13:30 Liverpool 2-0 Southampton 17 Aug 16:00 Newcastle 0-3 Man City 18 Aug 20:00 Burnley 0-2 Chelsea

Have we learnt nothing? I'd happily let him go for £8-10m if we were to reinvest. That won't happen though. We'll be stuck with Anita/Colback/Abeid and Sissoko hopelessly stranded out wide. Without a like-for-like replacement we're horrendously weak in the middle.

I reckon you could get that banner in some parts of the ground like, lads who work the turnstiles don't know their arse from their elbow. Would be getting it through the concourse and to your seat that'd be the problem, could probably get away with it just before the game when everyone's piling in.

Nee chance we're getting it down for tomorrow like, still can't believe it's in a fucking lock-up in Berwick.

Didn't realise they'd given the winners a CL spot, good move. Just need to stop with the CL drop-outs and they'd have a credible little competition on their hands.

Aye, where's the ~25% inflation came from between this season and last?

Therein lies the problem.

Aye, don't think we could afford to lose him without a replacement, especially with Sissoko seemingly set to be left aimlessly wandering down the right.

Would be class if we could get the banners into the open day too. Especially the hopeless one.

Why the fuck's it in Berwick? Lad's blatantly working undercover for the club, no wonder it didn't get in at Anfield.

Chronicle reckon he could be off if the right offer comes in. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/cheick-tiote-could-quit-newcastle-7596511?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Even putting aside the next two corrupt ones, it's an absolute fucking joke that we'll more than likely see a second American WC before a second English one. 2018 would've been fucking perfect for me, would've been 26, still really pissed off about the whole thing.

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Turkish 2nd Division

Gone

Balls, got a Sanchez/Arsenal double (9/1!), thought that was him getting into the box for a second there. Can't imagine him staying on too long after HT.

Commentators on BT sound like they're underwater for anyone else?

I was just thinking that. I've heard some strange shrieks and things from the crowd though. Tony Pulis laugh just then.

Just seen on SSN he made an average of less than one save per game last season, and still only kept clean sheets in just over half his games. I'd imagine he could've been a fucking kip for most those clean sheets.