Anderson

Eh?

I hope if Carroll does score he gives it a Steven Taylor esque lap of the stadium celebration just to piss them off even more.

Needs ridden tbh

CRUMPY GUNT HAS SPOKEN! Dun dun dun....

Who's the lad on the left?

Shola's still due a customary goal-against-your-former-club-goal. Hopefully.

Clearly wants out; he has the Champions League stars on his boots so must want away to a big European club.

People hear tumour and automatically think cancer? People who've assumed he has cancer due to this then tell others it's cancer and it snowballs.

From .com :colo: Don't even care how good he is, I just want us to sign him and to see him meet Colo for the first time.

The same goes for Enrique. Does it f***, man. It doesn't even apply to Barton! Of course it does. Barton's played what, 4 games since Carroll's departure? Fulham - was poor Arsenal - was terrific Blackburn - played well Birmingham - was terrific Conclusion = you're both daft. You obviously missed the forum memo that all players are now judged on supposed 'body language' now and not the standard of their performance.

Not seeing friends or family very often? Hours and hours on planes/trains etc.. I think on the face of it, it looks like the perfect job but you factor in those things and I bet it's nowhere near as good as you would think. You're forgetting who is son is. Most people would do anything for time away in his position.

I think I'd happily travel around the globe weekly even with the horrendous displeasure of having to watch football while travelling.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2011/03/14/pardew-barton-can-fulfil-dreams-at-united-72703-28331208/

Erm, no it doesn't. It equals Jose Bernard. http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/7068/josebernard.jpg

Him and his brother are clearly shrewd businessmen a class apart from Ashley and his cronies, his brother is the 9th richest in the world while Anil lingers around the 100 mark. Their Reliance company seems to be massive in Asia.

Think it's because for a while Krul was judged on the back of that night in Palmero which instantly cemented his place ahead of Forster in the pecking order. Overall though this has been beneficial for Forster as it's allowed him to gain experience and rack up game time on loan and to properly develop while Krul's spend large periods on the bench as our number 2.

I find it strange that he doesn't stay in Newcastle. What about getting to know his team mates and the city better? I'd rather have a fully fit Ben Arfa who doesn't know his teammates/the area, than a potentially unfit, homesick player who knows where the all-night Greggs is. Just a little worried that he is staying in Marseille, knowing his somewhat rebelious behaviour, I slightly fear he'll not return.. Aye... I mean after all that pushing for the loan move in August and then subsequently agreeing to sign a 4 1/2 year contract in January despite hardly playing a game for us since he first joined, I can totally understand your fears.

Balotelli tried to sneak on with a snood.

Reading winning the cup would just mean that they go to Europe at the expense of Bolton/Stoke.

Mirror reporting his interest again. Must be a boring week for them if they're moving back to this story.

Anil Ambani, been a while since he was last mentioned.

I can totally understand where they're coming from like, I mean I said I'd never heard of use Tombola when they were announced as their sponsor.

Took me a while.

So despite trying to tell anyone who'll listen that his grievances with the attendances and pub fans are absolutely 100% nothing to do with money, he's now whinging about the lost revenue due to burger vans? The blokes a walking contradiction.