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Ex-striker Asprilla wants bar on the Tyne http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/north-east-news/evening-chronicle-news/2011/02/19/ex-striker-asprilla-wants-bar-on-the-tyne-72703-28198527/#ixzz1EYyEXtrP

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/keegan%20keane%20face-thumb-425x299.jpg

http://www.bbc.co.uk/tyne/content/images/2006/01/17/shearer_inter_milan_203x152.jpg Not in the picture but, standing in front of what is one of the largest European away supports I've ever seen

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Kevin+Nolan+Newcastle+United+v+Sunderland+MCkQ3MYW9G1l.jpg

Liam O'Brien over the mackems wall, where he is the only person in the photo who knows where the balls going, is brilliant. Cannot find it on Google though.

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Youtube: Gol de Jimmy Briand | Lyon 4 - 0 Nancy | 18/02/2011 Briand does a Rooney.

Didn't Woodgate's problems begin from a similar injury? Plus he's not been playing at the top level for long to sustain many injuries. Wishful but plausible.

But LFC wil cash in their policy and not be left out of pocket. Much better to have Carroll permacrocked making occasional comebacks thus cementing his £80k pw wage over the duration. Ashton was permacrocked for a long time before he finally called it a day. Plus whether they'll be fully covered considering he was injured at the time of the medical is another matter.

Yeah although I think he may be more of defensive minded centre mid, definitely compared to Nolan. Also, he's set to be out for the rest of the season IIRC.

I'd rather Chelsea finish top 4 rather than Spuds tbh. I'm bored of the wankfest over them after every CL game on Sky as it is.

Tiote? Fractured? Impossible!

Why has Chelsea's replay been moved to the weekend when they weren't in the CL this week? Surely they could've move the Fulham fixture back to the Saturday and played the replay midweek when it was meant to be played.

Shola is quite the player. He could teach that Xavi and the messy lad a thing or two.

That's not the Sam I know and love.

They're right slags man, they'll do owt for a bit of publicity.

Hope the bloke behind it all reveals himself or makes another spoof. Some of the funniest material I've seen in a long time.

Looks like The Fat Sam got upset with The Big Sam and got it shut down.

#freethebigsam is now the top trending topic in the UK. Here's a cached version for people who haven't seen it: http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:eyalAPLwUKsJ:twitter.com/thebig_sam+TheBig+Sam&cd=9&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk&source=www.google.co.uk

Didn't Carroll say he wanted to stay at Newcastle for life(or something similar) and then a few weeks later was gone in the blink of an eye? Moral of the story is that don't believe a word what players come out with,they are all only interested in number one. I doubt there'll be any £30m+ bids for Kev nor do I envisage a reaction similar to that post Carroll should he leave.

It was bad enough losing Chris and Andy. But losing Big Sam... I don't know how much more I can take.

Unfortunately I'll always remember, some, Sunderland fans' attitude towards Sir Bobby before he became seriously ill. Now isn't the appropriate time to discuss that though. Happy Birthday and RIP Sir.

Big Sam's twitter seems to have been suspended.

Could be their Owen and Luque window though.