Anderson

That goals montage.

Carroll seems to thrive on stuff like this though. Remember Barton's quotes after Villa saying they have a notice board in the dressing room with all the negative quotes and articles pinned up.

NOT JUST NEWSWORTHY! It takes football to new depths of shame FFS!!!!!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1045/5148881890_8656664397_o.jpg Nolan and Andy discussing pre-night tactics?

"Neither player is believed to have snorted the drug - but our revelations today take football to new depths of shame." Thank fuck for that.

How we got our money back on Oba is beyond me.. but I think if fit him and Carroll would be canny together. That's a big if though so no, unless of course he was cheap.

Where do these come from again? I think I have the next one along as my wallpaper, just as Nolan emerges from the pile on. NUFC's Flickr photostream. Ah, this is my Wallpaper http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1343/5135719474_66cb31d751_b.jpg Colo's face!

Where do these come from again? I think I have the next one along as my wallpaper, just as Nolan emerges from the pile on.

Bar the fucking mackems!

Blackburn and Wigan drawing would be nice.

Sunderland in ridiculous amounts of luck shocker.

Just when you think you can start to feel a bit safer most the relegation contenders go and get results. Cunts.

Stoke are fucking shite, how we couldn't come out and play second half against them is beyond me. Saying that Jones is still due his 'returning striker scores against old club' goal.

Thought Charlie Nicholas was shouting GYYYAAAAANNN there!

He was quoted as saying Gyan would start this game midweek so he was always going to try 4-4-2 today. Only now he's doing it without a striker who got 20+ goals last season and instead with 2 who barely know what a PremierLeague goal looks like.

I do. Three of those games are worthy of rewatching multiple times and thus worthy of a DVD, one isn't.

Huttons goal was very similar to Insomnias vs Boro a few seasons back only on the opposite flank.

Ahhhhh. Haha been ages since I saw that ad

Don't be silly, DVD's out Monday man! will Nigel sell it? Who's Nigel?

Don't be silly, DVD's out Monday man!

He wasn't even just being dopey and running the wrong way, he did his whole celebration narl the thick bastard!

After watching the Sky highlights a couple of times I think my favourite part (bar the obvious ones) has to be Hughton's celebration to the 4th. Just pipping Barton back heeling past Richardson who he knows is trying to hunt him down and not even looking back to check it came off. Edit: Actually Sholas 'celebration' of Nolans 3rd has to contribute to a top 3.

Do I see a small tash in that second one?

'It was difficult from the off as we all know my roots and my feelings for Newcastle, meaning it was hard for some to accept and ultimately I was judged on being a Magpie rather than a manager wanting to do his best for a fellow North East club' Would love for him to come out and tell us how he thought they were shit all along and just went for the money and to take the piss all while wearing Lee Clark's SMB top.

FM 2011 is out today, no doubt 'Brucie' will be spending his long, meaningless winter days playing it before too long should they lose at the weekend.