Anderson

Lush FK from Trippier, on a plate.

Keane & Winks aside, see no issue with what’s effectively a second-string run out. Can’t begrudge any of the others a cap.

Having a medical with Bordeaux. Looking at his career past 5 years, such a shame he left Nice for PSG. No idea why he left Rennes when he did either.

Art in motion.

Reverse angle of the ASM goal is great, got three of them on absolute strings.

Cheeky.

How far off a France call-up is ASM?

Doesn’t even throw the ball away, ffs.

4 shots on target, 4 goals. Dat Brewcie efficiency.

Thought he was away down the tunnel there, “my work here is done”.

Maxi

From one Ando to another, I salute you, sir.

Ole having someone hold a brolly for him. :lol: Pardew behaviour.

Shock.

Joe doesn’t look confident.

Fair play, Jonjo. Knew exactly what he wanted to do as soon as he got the ball there.

All we’ve got in our locker is chucking hopeful balls into the box they’re camped in.

Get it out the way before European football kicks off properly?

Chelsea keeper’s going to get done for being off his line if he saves one.

That was an odd tangent he went on after being asked about Son.

Ashley :lol:

Have we had a really contentious VAR decision go against us yet? Can only remember benefitting from them.

Laters Jose.

“Newcastle fans will be ecstatic”, you’d be surprised Jamie.

Got to be a pen!