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Has he scored a goal or is he confused?

Can you imagine Carroll feeding off beckhams crosses Wanktastic Financially and professionally it would b a great move That's what i was thinking. And we'd actually have a good free kick taker here...

JFK still thinks he's a c*** He thinks everybody is a c*** tbf

30 secs for each goal + 30 secs for each sub+ any injuries usually. That's what it's meant to be, but is it bollocks. I'd say it's along the lines of 3 mins: No major stoppages and few minor stoppages 4 mins: Either a major stoppage and plenty of minor stoppages 5 mins: 1 or more major stoppages 6 mins: Man United not winning. It's not just about stoppages though- it also includes goals and subs. Most games will have 2/3 subs for each side and usually a goal, so it's always going to be at least 3 mins. I agree it would be more straightforward with a designated timekeeper though. I reckon the ref should stop his watch and say time off like in Rubgy during goal celebrations subs and injuries. Then you would get a fair reflection of time added on.

Carroll was outstanding against Sunderland though.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1342927/David-Beckham-eyes-quick-return-action-Premier-League-switch-early-week.html

FFS if we can't give Wigan a go we're as good as relegated imo with this attitude. We all know the limitations of the squad and for a man who was supposdedly brought in to bleed through younger players i would presume he would be thinking about giving Ranger a chance who is our second best stiker and a player who we spunked 5 million on and who was on the bench against Spurs. If Pardew plays a 4-5-1 Wigan i will be extremely worried about out chances of finishin 17th.

Not him but always thought Taylor wouldnt be bad up front for some reason. Used to be a striker i think

Cisse's is the worst imo.

Good one. You edited that Daveed. I know. I....know http://files.sharenator.com/Cat_fail_Fail-s446x354-10288-580.jpg

You'd hope so.

I wouldn't look if your squeamish.

This. in all seriousness, how the hell do you pick between Ranger, Shola, Lovenkrands, Best and Xisco? f***ing hell we're s***. I can't believe people were actually turning their noses up at the prospect of Keane with that quality we've got. I'd probably go: Krul Simpson Willi Colo Enrique Barton Nolan Tiote Jonas Ameobi Xisco Ranger No doubt, Pards will go: Krul Simpson Taylor Colo Enrique Rout Barton Tiote Jonas Nolan Ameobi

He is a good journalist.

I hope it is KK. He deserves management again. And they'd become my second favourite club if he went there or if he managed anybody

You mean that you're not the fat one from Purely Belter? Probably a good thing. He's a mackem You mean that you're not the fat one from Purely Belter?

Leeds fans reckon its a nogo unless we offered them 3 million... http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/ArticleSearch?contenttype=-1&phrase=Leeds%20United&phrase=Football

You mean that you're not the fat one from Purely Belter? Probably a good thing. He's a mackem

Class In reference to Purely Belter, the character also shares my first name

I'm in Sewelly's vid. You can see me in the Wolves celebrations