Village Idiot

It was Mascherano who blundered there.

Yeah, he probably didn't like watching that from the bench

Oh FFS.

That's what people say when a striker's shit and they want to clutch at straws. "Creates space for others" is another favorite of mine.

In 10 min. Beer on hand, pizza in the oven, different graduations of alcohol depending on the result available in the fridge.

Oblak; Juanfran, Giménez, Miranda, Siqueira; Gabi, Mario Suárez, Arda Turan, Raúl García; Griezmann, Torres Ter Stegen; Alves, Piqué, Mascherano, Jordi Alba; Busquets, Rakitic, Iniesta; Messi, Luis Suárez, Neymar Griezmann is on fire at the moment. Other than that I would be very cautiously optimistic. If we manage one goal I believe it will be enough.

He will be used as a non-impact sub, most likely.

Manchester United, the first club that punishes fans if they go far in the cups.

What? They suspend your ST if you don't buy games off it?

Damn, I'll take a 0.4m hit if i take out Sigurdsson now. Have had him since day 1.

Seems we will appoint Ariedo Braida from Milan as our new Sporting Director. I hope he enjoys his 5 months in charge in a club that can't buy players.

Reminds me of: http://i.minus.com/inVV5q4roxhpX.gif

Remind me how much ManU paid for Zaha?

I don't ''hate'' him, he's immensely entertaining in his own way, plus a great player.

He's a great pantomime villain, imho. I used to laugh a lot at his ridiculous antics at Atlético. Now he's at an unlikeable club with an unlikeable manager, it just fits.

Nigerian former Rayo keeper Wilfred has died of cancer at age 48. Was a bit of a cult hero when I was a kid, RIP.

Fifa have confirmed that Real Madrid are also under investigation for signing foreign U18 players, using associated clubs in a ''player laundering'' scheme. Damn sure they have been better than us at covering their tracks, so nothing will come out of it.

Aye, he looked like a zombie at times for us. EDIT: Better now?

Indeed, it fits Valdano's writing style. Riquelme didn't work out for us, but will never forget his seasons at Villarreal. He was ridiculous.

Who wrote that? Nice metaphor.

Stephen Ireland sighting!

Bojan hauled off, I hope I haven't cursed him

Bojan coming into his own. Happy for him, I guess all he needed is a place far from the spotlights where he could regain his confidence.

Yeah. He's been pretty good this season for them. Villarreal haven't sold cheap (they never do), but should do well at Arsenal.

I'm done with this forum if that's the case. Can't take anymore recycled Pardew vol. 2 s**** Thank you, Vienna. Good night. http://media.giphy.com/media/1VdCubIflP7iM/giphy.gif Zooey