Village Idiot

what kind of bleak dystopian office space are you in where you have to explain smiles jesus He was just like ''good news?'' and I couldn't possibly tell him that I was happy because some English team had just changed manager Some English team? So is this how you talk about us to your friends, VI? We now see what we mean to you... Come on, I mean he couldn't tell Newcastle United from Morecambe; his knowledge of English football stops at Manchester United and the London clubs

what kind of bleak dystopian office space are you in where you have to explain smiles jesus He was just like ''good news?'' and I couldn't possibly tell him that I was happy because some English team had just changed manager

I was at a work meeting, and just saw this. My boss saw me smile and I had to make up a lie about my GF sending me a joke.

Tbf if he wants out now it's because of the fan campaigns and pressure at the beginning of the season.

Therefore he won't be hired. Yeah, that's what I meant. I probably wasn't clear.

I suspect that one of the reasons he's never bothered about sacking Pardew is the fact he believes a retarded monkey could manage your squad to PL safety - and he isn't *that* far from the truth. It probably won't be an ambitious appointment, Ashley doesn't believe he needs a great manager to achieve his aims.

The only reason I'm not dreading the prospect of Tony Pulis as NUFC manager is the fact he splurged plenty of money at Stoke, and he doesn't seem to like board interference - all of those being non-Ashley traits.

DeBoer was linked this year before we got Lucho. It can happen unless things go south for him. We're obsessed with getting managers with his kind of pedigree. Regarding CAS, nobody expects the ban to be rescinded or reduced, which is one of the reasons I'm dreading the news. Pardew f***ing off is something positive, though

You almost want this to happen as much as we do. What have you done to me? Today's supposedly the day CAS is handing down his decision regarding Barça's transfer ban and I'm checking whether Pardew f***s off instead

FFS, we still don't know anything? I'm going to be away the whole day and my phone battery won't be able to keep up with constant tapatalk refreshes. I'm going to live in fantasy land and pretend for the day that this is happening and De Boer is the new NUFC manager.

Thread title update

Is gonna be Pulis, isn't it?

Wonder if this place could beat the "most online" record if Pardew left. What happened on 15/07/2011 btw?

In case Pulis gets signed, does Gouffran have a mean throw-in?

This forum is great, you should see the Barça one I lurk http://www.blaugranas.com/foro_blaugrana-iforo-67.htm

I still maintain the charlatan has refused to give the presser just to send us on overdrive. I expect anything from him

Media/club seem silent. I don't know whether that's good or bad.

Baked a pizza instead of cooking proper supper so I could keep refreshing this thread

VI has it made. NUFC supplies the drama, Barca supplies the wins. Sussed me out, I guess Barça are supplying less wins and more drama than usual, though.

I bet the f***er did this on purpose; he's just going home and will sleep with a huge smile on his face as we refresh frantically waiting for news.

Back from the shower. Is he gone yet?

Going to have a shower, please don't confirm the news while I'm away.

What are you doing. I'm telling myself the reasons why this can't happen in order to not get my hopes up. Refreshing this thread every 30s now

This just makes no sense to me. Why would AP go to Palace? He will relegate them and he won't get a sniff of PL football again.

He must be aware he has the job of his live at NUFC. Even he won't make this mistake.