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mother of god It won't happen. He must be aware he has the job of his life at NUFC.

I like Negredo a lot, to be frank. He's got a great mix of physicality and movement.

Realistically Costa aside, who have you got up front? They've got to be looking at perez for the future like. Alcácer is having a great season, and complements Costa well. I don't think the other usual suspects (Morata, Rodrigo, etc...) are better than Ayoze though. How's Negredo doing? Struggling with injury.

Realistically Costa aside, who have you got up front? They've got to be looking at perez for the future like. Alcácer is having a great season, and complements Costa well. I don't think the other usual suspects (Morata, Rodrigo, etc...) are better than Ayoze though.

Tbf he isn't even in the national team picture. Too early yet but it wouldn't surprise me he gets ignored for a while.

Chuffed you have a Spanish player in your books that isn't shit/a malingerer

Ah fuck, I just realized Ayoze's not gonna be subbed in since I wouldn't have enough defenders. FML.

Looking at a sub-30 week right now, unless Ayoze goes crazy

I hate the gameweek after Boxing Day; I never get the rotations right

Never understood why they do that.

70 all said and done. I won my cup tie by one single point

59 points, not good enough.

If Emile Heskey becomes a goal machine in the C'ship they should just shut down that thing

Must be a sad life being the guy in charge of combing twitter for people to block from a company account

I can't do skinny jeans, my legs are too big (all muscle!)

Spanish hipsters abuse them, yes.

He always seems to wear skintight jeans, doesn't he?

Joke going round Atlético fans that Chelsea, instead of inserting a "fear clause" in Torres loan, has inserted one where Atlético is forced to play him against Chelsea

Ayoze scored a brace in last year's Canary Islands derby; f*** this buffoon

Why? They need an alternative to Mandzukic, imho. I guess there's the slight chance Simeone can work his magic on him too. Most Atlético fans I know are collectively banging their heads against a wall, though. Still, it was written in the stars he would go back there at some point.

Wasn't it running until 2019 previously? What's the point of give him a new one already? No, 2018. It's a two-year extension.

I think anybody on this board would probably be more helpful to Bolton on the pitch, just by purposely staying away from the ball.

Hey, at least I put it in the NWOAT thread

Neymar's agent has confirmed that he will sign a new contract, running until 2020

Torres back to Atlético.