Village Idiot

Looks like my presence in the Top 50 will be shortlived, I dare not look at my total points for the day. EDIT: 21

He trotted out the ballboys rant every fucking time he dropped points in an away game in Spain, too.

He often played on the right for Tenerife.

I'm almost tempted to make that my avatar because its brilliant HBA's blood is on his hands

He's raged about the ballboys again? Used to do that every f***ing time he dropped points away from the Bernabéu, too.

Reports in our press that Spurs want Samper and Traoré (two of our top prospects) on loan. Spurs are in dire need of a proper playmaker, but Samper is still inexperienced. Traoré is your typical headless chicken winger. Amazing pace and power but plays with the blinders on.

Pretty sure you're paying him more than anybody outside the Spanish top 2 could/were willing to.

Mourinho owned tactically by Pardiola. Are the media picking up on Perez's progress over there? The boys got talent, very good feet and works his socks off. He'll move on from us too soon. No. Our mainstream sports press is pretty insular on that regard.

I just saw the result. What did you do? Big congrats

80 after boni

I know that it's just a Segunda B, but Rakitic is bossing this. I'm still puzzled why Lucho has benched him in the big games.

Clearly some sort of dodgy scam that deal tbh Not even that. Stuff like Henrique or Keirrison are understandable dodgy scams - we paid €10m apiece - but this guy was so cheap that there won't be that much money to stuff brown envelopes with. It's a pointless signing from any angle

Douglas manages to look like garbage even when playing against a Segunda B, whoop-dee-doo.

Leaked mock up of our next kits. Hoops instead of stripes: http://i406.photobucket.com/albums/pp143/ricardomb00/1417507134_extras_noticia_foton_7_0_zps3340435d.jpg

1 in 36...

767th of all Spanish participants, soon I'll be higher on that table than in the N-O one.

Why would you want Barcelona to win in a game against Valencia. It's like wanting Chelsea to win against Everton or something See his avatar.

Wait? That never happens to us

Imagine how good must be the two RB's he's keeping in the bench then!

Rakitic should have started, he brings much more dynamism to our midfield.

Ah FFS

Be terrible. We might even finish third, sell Messi to Chelsea, cats and dogs living together.

Story of the season, our RB situation is ridiculous.

Three of our back four yellow carded after 30 minutes; amazing.

I really hope we don't have to go through a season of Suárez missing sitters like Liverpool did.