Village Idiot

Media/club seem silent. I don't know whether that's good or bad.

Baked a pizza instead of cooking proper supper so I could keep refreshing this thread

VI has it made. NUFC supplies the drama, Barca supplies the wins. Sussed me out, I guess Barça are supplying less wins and more drama than usual, though.

I bet the f***er did this on purpose; he's just going home and will sleep with a huge smile on his face as we refresh frantically waiting for news.

Back from the shower. Is he gone yet?

Going to have a shower, please don't confirm the news while I'm away.

What are you doing. I'm telling myself the reasons why this can't happen in order to not get my hopes up. Refreshing this thread every 30s now

This just makes no sense to me. Why would AP go to Palace? He will relegate them and he won't get a sniff of PL football again.

He must be aware he has the job of his live at NUFC. Even he won't make this mistake.

mother of god It won't happen. He must be aware he has the job of his life at NUFC.

I like Negredo a lot, to be frank. He's got a great mix of physicality and movement.

Realistically Costa aside, who have you got up front? They've got to be looking at perez for the future like. Alcácer is having a great season, and complements Costa well. I don't think the other usual suspects (Morata, Rodrigo, etc...) are better than Ayoze though. How's Negredo doing? Struggling with injury.

Realistically Costa aside, who have you got up front? They've got to be looking at perez for the future like. Alcácer is having a great season, and complements Costa well. I don't think the other usual suspects (Morata, Rodrigo, etc...) are better than Ayoze though.

Tbf he isn't even in the national team picture. Too early yet but it wouldn't surprise me he gets ignored for a while.

Chuffed you have a Spanish player in your books that isn't shit/a malingerer

Ah fuck, I just realized Ayoze's not gonna be subbed in since I wouldn't have enough defenders. FML.

Looking at a sub-30 week right now, unless Ayoze goes crazy

I hate the gameweek after Boxing Day; I never get the rotations right

Never understood why they do that.

70 all said and done. I won my cup tie by one single point

59 points, not good enough.

If Emile Heskey becomes a goal machine in the C'ship they should just shut down that thing

Must be a sad life being the guy in charge of combing twitter for people to block from a company account

I can't do skinny jeans, my legs are too big (all muscle!)

Spanish hipsters abuse them, yes.