Village Idiot

The good version of James' post is Milner's heart on Kluivert's body, I guess.

So instead of needing the club to be teetering on the brink of relegation you've got rid of the cunt while being comfortably midtable and even got money out of it. Which football god have you prayed to?

I have seen Barça pull off this play a few times with Messi scoring, but in my dream it was NUFC and Ayoze instead of Leo. I'm not sure what Freud would say

For WHO!? For NUFC. Ben Arfa runs to the byline, squares a reverse cross back into the box, Cabella feints and backheels for Ayoze. He takes a touch, feinting a shot with it but dribbling the defender instead, and squaring it into the net. I can't place the opposition though, dreams are like that sometimes.

Okay, this is serious now. I just dreamt of Ayoze scoring a great goal.

47 points, thank you Chadli. Eveybody else did fuck all.

When's Krul back?

He put Ronaldo in a Barça shirt. Enough for me, really.

That would've gone down well here The thought of this place's reaction watching Peter Crouch turning out in the NUFC shirt

Every time I watch ManU they look dreary - they are bringing in the points but they really lack verve.

Wish I knew, tbf

Well, if that article is true, it means the club is genuinely looking far broader than the list of usual suspects. That's great news imho.

That huge grin

LinkedIN is so scary sometimes, I seem to have a second degree connection with this Ben Stevens fella.

Mike's usage of gifs, man. Top notch

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/173/576/Wat8.jpg?1315930535

Wouldn't surprise me at all AP gets some kickback if he works the full month/year and that's what's holding it up

Meltdown.

Not Karanka, I spontaneously puke upon seeing his cunt Real Madrid face.

Currently ripping trees in the C'ship with 3 goals in 24 Honestly though, what happened to him? He's just 30 and has been playing like a pensioner for years now. He was a limited footballer but effective at what he did.

Spot on that.

During the run of games for which al pards was banned from the stadium, I was really happy that he wasn't polluting the touchline tbh. He was still our manager but it felt good not having him there. This is the real deal. He isn't our manager anymore and I'll be wanting us to beat Burnley as much as I'd want us beating Liverpool or the spackems. Fair enough, I was livid when Carver confronted the fans in order to defend the boss, though. Having a Barça manager that squared off with the fans would be something I could hardly put up with. Mourinho started lose the Madrid fans when he had a go at the Bernabéu fans too. We have a saying in Spanish football; "The fans are sovereign" ("la afición es soberana"). If they boo you, you take it and vow to win them back.

Fuck me, that's me wishing NUFC loses their next game again. There's no escape, is there?