Village Idiot

Somebody post that douchebag Laker fans one. this one? http://www.lobshots.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/reverse-lakers-bro.gif That's the one Yank sports fans, such a treasure trove.

Somebody post that douchebag Laker fans one.

VI when are the next elections? Is Laporta coming back? Summer 2016. Laporta is likely to run, and there's no chance in hell the current board wins, even if we went two CL back-to-back wins beating Madrid 10-0 in both finals. They are only slightly more popular than Generalísimo Franco and AIDS.

We didn't. Our DoF, sadly, did.

Vermaelen and Mathieu were the mistakes, actually. Could have done way better at the back with €40m

He's having a great season at Sevilla. We actually agreed to sell him to them as part of the Rakitic deal, but we can pay compo to break the deal. I guess that won't run afoul of the ban since he's still on loan there. Him and Samper are different players anyway; Suárez is more an attacking midfielder, while Samper is a deep lying playmaker. I think we have enough in the middle and upfront to survive next season and be competitive. Our defence though

He's great; I actually look forward seeing him in our senior squad. Anyway, saying goodbye to this thread until 2016. Have fun lads!

Good side of this is that Tooj will stop asking me about Samper, since we'll be forced to promote him to the first team

Cardboard Guardiola wouldn't play Gouffran.

As expected, CAS upholds our transfer ban. The Korean lad that started the whole fracas better be good; I've decided I'll hold oldtype responsible for this if he isn't.

I'm sure he won't be offered the job, as that'd be absolutely ludicrous. But f***ing hell, man. Just absolutely no! Even the suggestion has me absolutely f***ing petrified. Reminds me of the rumors of Xavi being offered the Barça gig when Vilanova was forced to retire due to his health. Actually, It would be cool in a retro way to see a player/manager in a respectable team again, if it's just temporary.

People often forget what a good squad Pardew has had during most of his time here. If he almost relegated you with the likes of Cabaye, Santon, Sissoko, etc... the heights he may achieve with the one-two punch of Chamakh and Frazier Campbell will be the stuff of legends.

I like being happy for things

Yes we got too excited which distracted the players. Such surreal bullshit

Thought the second leg was at SJP. But I remember that 3-3 game now. The one where he blamed the fans for cheering the team on, isn't it?

They'll definitely stay up this year, imo. We're gonna get called assholes for a month during the honeymoon period. But all we have to do is wait. He'll win at SJP. He'll then strut on the pitch, smile and wave to the stands, as the whole press goes into overdrive calling you names and how he's proved all you wrong. He'll make NUFC fans miserable even when he isn't at the club any longer; so unquenchable is his thirst for your despair.

In about a week At the unveiling of James Tomkins and Mike Williamson.

Needs renaming to Sellpardew.com

So Pardew was valued only 2m less than Demba Ba?

I'm drunk, I'll admit

My best wishes for the charlatan http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/12/29/d6f3d78d63883c3290b52751205f74f4.jpg

What's his football like ? Attack, attack, and then attack a little more.

My man Jémez's contract runs out at the end of the season. Just sayin'.

Curbishley f*** me, could you imagine. Alan f***ing c***ing Curbishley. Another one I hope f***ing retires for good so fans don't s*** their pants once they lose their manager. Aye man, he's the Boogeyman of football. ''Eat your soup or Curbishley will take over your club''

what kind of bleak dystopian office space are you in where you have to explain smiles jesus He was just like ''good news?'' and I couldn't possibly tell him that I was happy because some English team had just changed manager Some English team? So is this how you talk about us to your friends, VI? We now see what we mean to you... Come on, I mean he couldn't tell Newcastle United from Morecambe; his knowledge of English football stops at Manchester United and the London clubs You could have been on some honest Porque el club de mi corazon s***, though. Tell the world, man. I'm not ready man, you have to give me some time.