Village Idiot

He's totally derping in there.

One of the good things to come out of the hooligan confrontation this week, is that La Liga has tightened its violence and abuse rules. For now, it has forced Madrid to expel 17 members of its singing section that pelted abuse to Messi and Catalans during their last home game. If this ends up cleaning up the stands of Spanish stadia, it will be for good.

Success should be playing in England, the vast pun possibilities of his name are being wasted in Spain.

Last one in particular was a piece of beauty.

I scored 30 points and I'm up one place

Abject first half, but one of the best performances of the season in the second. We are so over the place atm... Still, tomorrow's gonna be a great day to be a Barça fan in Barcelona

5-1 Now this is getting into ''will love it tomorrow at the office'' territory.

Bailed out by Messi like the old times, although this second half performance is encouraging.

FCB: Bravo; Alves, Piqué, Mascherano, Alba; Xavi, Sergio Busquets, Rakitic; Suárez, Messi, Neymar. RCDE: Casilla; Arbilla, Álvaro, Eric, Fuentes; Cañas, Víctor Sánchez, Salva Sevilla, Lucas Vázquez, Sergio García, Caicedo

Looks like my presence in the Top 50 will be shortlived, I dare not look at my total points for the day. EDIT: 21

He trotted out the ballboys rant every fucking time he dropped points in an away game in Spain, too.

He often played on the right for Tenerife.

I'm almost tempted to make that my avatar because its brilliant HBA's blood is on his hands

He's raged about the ballboys again? Used to do that every f***ing time he dropped points away from the Bernabéu, too.

Reports in our press that Spurs want Samper and Traoré (two of our top prospects) on loan. Spurs are in dire need of a proper playmaker, but Samper is still inexperienced. Traoré is your typical headless chicken winger. Amazing pace and power but plays with the blinders on.

Pretty sure you're paying him more than anybody outside the Spanish top 2 could/were willing to.

Mourinho owned tactically by Pardiola. Are the media picking up on Perez's progress over there? The boys got talent, very good feet and works his socks off. He'll move on from us too soon. No. Our mainstream sports press is pretty insular on that regard.

I just saw the result. What did you do? Big congrats

80 after boni

I know that it's just a Segunda B, but Rakitic is bossing this. I'm still puzzled why Lucho has benched him in the big games.

Clearly some sort of dodgy scam that deal tbh Not even that. Stuff like Henrique or Keirrison are understandable dodgy scams - we paid €10m apiece - but this guy was so cheap that there won't be that much money to stuff brown envelopes with. It's a pointless signing from any angle

Douglas manages to look like garbage even when playing against a Segunda B, whoop-dee-doo.

Leaked mock up of our next kits. Hoops instead of stripes: http://i406.photobucket.com/albums/pp143/ricardomb00/1417507134_extras_noticia_foton_7_0_zps3340435d.jpg

1 in 36...

767th of all Spanish participants, soon I'll be higher on that table than in the N-O one.