Village Idiot

Accused Eto'o of being older than he claims http://metro.co.uk/2014/02/24/jose-mourinho-risks-samuel-etoo-fallout-after-being-caught-claiming-the-chelsea-striker-could-be-35-4315750/

Atlético. But yeah, is Real Madrid's to lose now.

Wonder who that's aimed at? Pretty sure he reads this forum and is trolling you lot.

Man, we're terrible today. Thoroughly deserved.

Also, I broke a toenail this morning. My life is in ruins.

Neymar limping already, man, this Messi-Neymar business is a proper curse like.

He's been promoted to the B team this season and has played in every game so far. Lad's just turned 19.

Can we name any manager at the very top level who has won things who isn't? There's a difference between not taking defeat easily and being generally a cunt like Wenger does. Fair enough if you do it in hi-octane rivalry matches when passions go wild, but he's even pissed on lowly Hull FFS. Hasn't he refused to shake hands with the rival manager on several occasions when losing?

Dinamo Kviv - Valencia has been relocated to Cyprus because of the trouble in Ukraine.

Brilliant manager, but always such a sore loser...

No, continuous fouls do exist and if contact or fouling does continue into the box then it is a penalty no matter when it started. Most common example is shirt pulling as a player runs into the box. That said, I'm not entirely convinced this is one of those, but weirdly I haven't watched more than a couple repeats.

Particularly one that hasn't won the Male Swedish Athlete of the year award.

That's what I like about us. We are lacking that certain spark we used to have, but I love that we stick to our guns. This is the football that I like to watch. The aim is to be better at it, not to change it.

So happy, this is the best we've played against big opposition in ages. Hope we can get in an upwards trend again.

Because he hasn't played in the PL? He's played for pretty much all the top clubs he could have FFS 2 years in Spain granted, but most of the rest in that horrible Italian bollocks and now France. Just a shame such a great player has been wasted like that. Jesus Christ. Ron Brittania is seriously the most fitting name I've ever seen anyone be called. Get a grip. Because he hasn't played in the PL? He's played for pretty much all the top clubs he could have FFS 2 years in Spain granted, but most of the rest in that horrible Italian bollocks and now France. Just a shame such a great player has been wasted like that. Jesus Christ. Ron Brittania is seriously the most fitting name I've ever seen anyone be called. Get a grip. Because he hasn't played in the PL? He's played for pretty much all the top clubs he could have FFS 2 years in Spain granted, but most of the rest in that horrible Italian bollocks and now France. Just a shame such a great player has been wasted like that. Jesus Christ. Ron Brittania is seriously the most fitting name I've ever seen anyone be called. Get a grip. He's not wrong tbh. Where could Ibra have gone to make his career better? The PL, it's not the be all and end all man, he's played for Ajax/Milan/Juve/Barca he's literally don't the opposite of waste his career Saying Ibra has wasted his career playing for 5 historically enormous clubs in 3 nice cities (Turin being the only meh city). Aside from 2 years at Barca he's played for the biggest clubs in leagues outside the big 3 that average less in attendances than the Championship. He's a better player than that. Just one year actually. He's one player that I agree should have achieved more given his ability (which is saying something given his trophy cabinet). I rate him immensely but his eyes haven't always been on the prize and I feel he could have been mentioned in the same breadth as Messi or Ronaldo, he has that much ability. Sadly, he's been coasting since he left Barça, being a king in a frog pond. But can't fault his career up to that point. That's such pro Barcelona drivel I'm a Barça fan But dunno how that's pro-Barcelona drivel. I just said that after stuff broke down over here he seemed to give up and chose destinations with little ambition. Little ambition? Really? Won the league every year except one since he left no? Been close to going to the semi's in the CL multiple of times as well. Close to beating you guys. I'm no Zlatan lover, but that's harsh on him. King in frog ponds. And I love him as a player, I really do. That's why I wish he'd achieved more.

Because he hasn't played in the PL? He's played for pretty much all the top clubs he could have FFS 2 years in Spain granted, but most of the rest in that horrible Italian bollocks and now France. Just a shame such a great player has been wasted like that. Jesus Christ. Ron Brittania is seriously the most fitting name I've ever seen anyone be called. Get a grip. Because he hasn't played in the PL? He's played for pretty much all the top clubs he could have FFS 2 years in Spain granted, but most of the rest in that horrible Italian bollocks and now France. Just a shame such a great player has been wasted like that. Jesus Christ. Ron Brittania is seriously the most fitting name I've ever seen anyone be called. Get a grip. Because he hasn't played in the PL? He's played for pretty much all the top clubs he could have FFS 2 years in Spain granted, but most of the rest in that horrible Italian bollocks and now France. Just a shame such a great player has been wasted like that. Jesus Christ. Ron Brittania is seriously the most fitting name I've ever seen anyone be called. Get a grip. He's not wrong tbh. Where could Ibra have gone to make his career better? The PL, it's not the be all and end all man, he's played for Ajax/Milan/Juve/Barca he's literally don't the opposite of waste his career Saying Ibra has wasted his career playing for 5 historically enormous clubs in 3 nice cities (Turin being the only meh city). Aside from 2 years at Barca he's played for the biggest clubs in leagues outside the big 3 that average less in attendances than the Championship. He's a better player than that. Just one year actually. He's one player that I agree should have achieved more given his ability (which is saying something given his trophy cabinet). I rate him immensely but his eyes haven't always been on the prize and I feel he could have been mentioned in the same breadth as Messi or Ronaldo, he has that much ability. Sadly, he's been coasting since he left Barça, being a king in a frog pond. But can't fault his career up to that point. That's such pro Barcelona drivel I'm a Barça fan But dunno how that's pro-Barcelona drivel. I just said that after stuff broke down over here he seemed to give up and chose destinations with little ambition.

Because he hasn't played in the PL? He's played for pretty much all the top clubs he could have FFS 2 years in Spain granted, but most of the rest in that horrible Italian bollocks and now France. Just a shame such a great player has been wasted like that. Jesus Christ. Ron Brittania is seriously the most fitting name I've ever seen anyone be called. Get a grip. Because he hasn't played in the PL? He's played for pretty much all the top clubs he could have FFS 2 years in Spain granted, but most of the rest in that horrible Italian bollocks and now France. Just a shame such a great player has been wasted like that. Jesus Christ. Ron Brittania is seriously the most fitting name I've ever seen anyone be called. Get a grip. Because he hasn't played in the PL? He's played for pretty much all the top clubs he could have FFS 2 years in Spain granted, but most of the rest in that horrible Italian bollocks and now France. Just a shame such a great player has been wasted like that. Jesus Christ. Ron Brittania is seriously the most fitting name I've ever seen anyone be called. Get a grip. He's not wrong tbh. Where could Ibra have gone to make his career better? The PL, it's not the be all and end all man, he's played for Ajax/Milan/Juve/Barca he's literally don't the opposite of waste his career Saying Ibra has wasted his career playing for 5 historically enormous clubs in 3 nice cities (Turin being the only meh city). Aside from 2 years at Barca he's played for the biggest clubs in leagues outside the big 3 that average less in attendances than the Championship. He's a better player than that. Just one year actually. He's one player that I agree should have achieved more given his ability (which is saying something given his trophy cabinet). I rate him immensely but his eyes haven't always been on the prize and I feel he could have been mentioned in the same breadth as Messi or Ronaldo, he has that much ability. Sadly, he's been coasting since he left Barça, being a king in a frog pond. But can't fault his career up to that point.

We have a chance then.

I said that before it was cool

We have a chance then. (Ok, he's not as shit as he used to be)

You looked pretty awesome in the second half against Sevilla, mind. Aye, but Sevilla had already capitulated so we were just strolling by.

Not too confident tonight, bar the game against Rayo we've been quite shit since January, and ManCity are in good form. But who knows...

Love seeing us play Rayo, but it's the kind of team that flatters us. City are in better form right now. I've never seen Rayo play before but i was surprised at how expansive they tried to play, i'd have expected them to press and close down the space but they did they opposite which as you said flattered Barca....not that Barca needed to be flattered. City will be a different game, i'd imagine Neymar would have been challenged 3-4 time prior to unleashing the marvellous strike. Rayo are always like that; whether away at the Camp Nou or at home against Osasuna, they always go for it. It's commendable but they get plenty stuffings.

Kind of goal Long range screamers, those are a rare sight at Camp Nou.

Love seeing us play Rayo, but it's the kind of team that flatters us. City are in better form right now.