Village Idiot

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The more alcohol i purr the more my command of the english language disintegrates. Should stop right now. Posting, not drinking.

22, was 21 when the quals started which is theyardstick for eligibility.

Marca reporting toomrrow that Luís Enrique will manage Atlético next season. That's a big jump from our B team. CAn't wait to see if he tires to replicate our model theere.

My boss is a RM fan too. Retribution will be expected.

Ok, I'm back and petty drunk. Dunno what whill hapen tomorrow at work. A sickie it is, I guess.

We will probably put up a pretty strong team. Busquets has volunteered to play in it (he's eligible), plus Mata, Javi Martínez, etc... have played for the U21s during the quals.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdCrZfTkG1c Going to get drunk in the streets right now. Thanks everybody!!!!

Well, swapping Pirlo for Ganso would be a great move for Milan, weird to see Pirlo jumping ship though, Juve aren't in the CL and he has just won the league, he could see out his career as a hero with some meaningful contribution here and there.

It's like both teams are just playing out for a draw ffs. Would guarantee that Levante stay up as well (although they aren't really in danger with so many teams below them).

Yes, although we actually have no fit senior CBs besides him. Guess we can play the bairns if we tie this up tonight.

Should probably get a rest, he's the Barça outfield player with more playing time this season.

60 min for Abidal under the belt, he's looked rusty but if we manage to get him in form for Wembley he'll be a huge boost.

Rats, vodka back to the fridge.

Time to start pouring the vodka.

Andrés Guardado linked with a €10m move to Spartak Moscow. You should be in at that price, his fitness hasn't been the best but he's a great winger.

IIRC, the talk was that their owner is willing to invest around €50m in transfers this summer which can turn them into an EL challenging team but not really enough to bridge the gap with Valencia/Villarreal/Sevilla/Atlético just yet.

Osvaldo has a bunch of suitors already. He's a fan favorite, though, and the board will be hesitant to sell unless it's for good money, I'm afraid. It's pretty obvious he's way too good to play in that shower of shit, though.

Ah, one of those "You don't fire me, I quit" international football retirements.

http://www.goal.com/en/news/10/italy/2011/05/11/2481292/ac-milan-ponder-swoop-for-hercules-david-trezeguet-report Love this. Aging former star player? Let's link him to Milan!

Yes, the business lies in picking Salomón when he was worth €3.5m, not 20. You did that with Tiote and Ben Arfa so it can be done.

Yes, they agreed a ridiculous fee for him (€2m), due to his contract expiring soon and the player been unsettled. Smart business from the bitters, to be frank.

He's Espanyol-bound. To replace Callejón.

Hehe, Real Madrid have organized yet another trophy presentation in Madrid for the Copa del Rey just the day we may clinch the league title. Bitter? Not at all.

I know I have banged this drum a bit, but with Almería relegated Piatti should go for peanuts, and he's just been called up to the Argentina squad. Apparently Málaga are in talks to get him though, and they are well oiled (pun).