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Look forward to watching him work his bollocks off now he's playing in front of the Kop #famouseuropeannights

Ta ra.

Specialist manager arsehole scale. Loads of them clinging to the top.

They are after Lescott as well from what I understand. They gasping to be relegated?

On the NUFC arsehole scale he'll fall in a couple of notches under Michael Owen. His marra Sissoko might even knock the horse-scuttler of his perch when he pegs it.

Hope he's an unmitigated failure like.

This is going to be funny like. He'll do well to do worse than Hodgson mind.

Standard pre-season affair. Not sure what the fuck Sels was playing at like, he got lucky in the first few minutes and then that We'll let him off. Jesus looked so tidy. Love him.

Meh, couldn't give a shit. He'll get mild applause from me.

It's fucking roasting in Donny atm. Apologies Paully.

How's he going to learn by sitting on the bench? There's no logical reason behind all that, he's been fantastic since Rafa came in and other than the "he's young". There's not a single logical reason for him not play every game when fit. We'll be playing 50 games this season, there are plenty of logical reasons for him not to play every game. Love Lascelles me so hope he gets plenty of gametime as well.

When we get £20m+ for him you'll have been wrong on both Pardew and Sissoko. But keep piping up, the world needs more clueless pundits convinced they are right even when the truth is right in their face. Bizarre statement, what has a fee got to do with anything? We got £35m for Carroll years ago mate, not to mention the fact that it isn't Sissoko's ability I have issue with.

Hopefully see a number of Chelsea/Man U sending offs within the first few weeks.

Dreamcast.

Can see Lascelles being dropped for him tbh, he's still very much learning. Either way, there'll be plenty of game time for the 3 of them.

He'll be a regular starter like.

Sky understand a fee agreed now.

Glorious forecast down there! I hope it's right as I'm going in a t shirt and 3/4s! Ha ha! Beeb says rain 3-5. Make sure you hoy some ankle socks on.

I don't get it. It's strange. There must be a catch, surely...somewhere. The catch could be that we're going to finish in the bottom half of the Championship.

Nice, might actually purchase next season's shirt.

This going to be a semi-proper side? Heading down for it so wants to be.

The likes of Anita, Lascelles, Mitro etc who showed a mild interest in keeping us in the league, yes. Begrudge self-publicising freaks like Sissoko their moves massively. That's football though.

Feel the pain of those continuing to defend this bloke. Got myself into a similar hole when representing Pardew. The feeling of utter relief when you accept Sissoko is a deluded, atrocious fuck will be sweet.

Every football club in the land has dickheads following them away. It's not a development restricted to Newcastle support over the last 5 years. Very rarely see bother tbh, albeit I'm not offended by chants with the odd bit of cussing (can see why you would be if you're taking bairns).