Foluwashola

Feel sorry for him. Has been completely undermined and left with a bang average squad but will obviously still be the focal point for the majority of abuse.

What a horrible day. Made worse by that picture of Ozil. What a munter.

Tired of refreshing BBC sport like a mad fucker. Quiet. Oh so quiet.

Wonder if Jim White has had his pre-match cowie yet.

Why is he allowed to infiltrate every channel? Omniprescent smug freak. Would much rather glare at 'Arry's melted candle face for a couple of hours.

Manager making excuses for a losing team? Shirley not marra.

Got the better of the incredible tactician Martin Jol. Big improvement, more of the same please.

Delighted. Massive relief to get the first win on the board. Signing or two before the end of the window and this season might just be areet

Turned on the game 10 minutes ago and have been treated to an impressive array of diving and gamesmanship. Shocking stuff. Poor pen.

Aye, fucking disgraceful the way they got us into the next round. Such a strange, angry little man.

Needs to use this victory to kick-start our season. 9 points from next 5 is the minimum required.

Delighted for him to get his goal. He remains a bit of a headless chicken but can occasionally make things happen, which is more than can be said for the majority of youngins we spurt out.

So often our saviour.

Pleased to manoeuvre through that with the win and no injury concerns. Outside the first XI we're shit, we all knew that. Decent draw next round too, no reason we can't have an attempt at a run in this cup for once (Pardew lol). Now for a win on Saturday, aye.

a) If he's saying this in the press, he'll more than likely be saying it in the dressing room - the depressing b****** that he is. b) As if the players just go home from training and sit in a dark room with their fingers in their ears going "LA LA LA LA LA LA". They'll know exactly what he's saying. or he's lying through his teeth in order to give Morecombe proper respect and not just to be perceived to be arrogantly looking down at them and saying something completely different to the players. Judging on previous form, I know which one is more likely to be correct the one which fits better with the current agenda? Sorry but its an annoyance of mine, theres plenty out there for people to have a go at him for without this kind of thing which every prem manager would say something along the same lines to the press. He said if they get physical we'll lose ffs There's showing respect and there's utter fucking madness. he's right, we get into a physical game with them we're doing something very wrong when we should be using our (in theory) superior technical ability to beat them. Exactly. It's a fact of football from grassroots to the highest level that inferior teams will try to make the game a physical one to get the upper hand. All he's saying here is that we need to use our technical ability to win, not 'MORECAMBE ARE MINT AND WE'RE GOING TO GET BUMMED'. There are so many things he can be rightly criticised for, standard pre-game comments aren't one of them. Unfortunately if you're anti-Pardew on here though, you have to be against every single thing he says/does. Love the idea of people just being 'anti Pardew' on here, and not in general If you're incapable of reading full sentences you will come to some strange conclusions.

a) If he's saying this in the press, he'll more than likely be saying it in the dressing room - the depressing b****** that he is. b) As if the players just go home from training and sit in a dark room with their fingers in their ears going "LA LA LA LA LA LA". They'll know exactly what he's saying. or he's lying through his teeth in order to give Morecombe proper respect and not just to be perceived to be arrogantly looking down at them and saying something completely different to the players. Judging on previous form, I know which one is more likely to be correct the one which fits better with the current agenda? Sorry but its an annoyance of mine, theres plenty out there for people to have a go at him for without this kind of thing which every prem manager would say something along the same lines to the press. He said if they get physical we'll lose ffs There's showing respect and there's utter f***ing madness. he's right, we get into a physical game with them we're doing something very wrong when we should be using our (in theory) superior technical ability to beat them. Exactly. It's a fact of football from grassroots to the highest level that inferior teams will try to make the game a physical one to get the upper hand. All he's saying here is that we need to use our technical ability to win, not 'MORECAMBE ARE MINT AND WE'RE GOING TO GET BUMMED'. There are so many things he can be rightly criticised for, standard pre-game comments aren't one of them. Unfortunately if you're anti-Pardew on here though, you have to be against every single thing he says/does. What utter bollocks. Okay. The vast majority of posts in this thread support this, but nevermind.

a) If he's saying this in the press, he'll more than likely be saying it in the dressing room - the depressing b****** that he is. b) As if the players just go home from training and sit in a dark room with their fingers in their ears going "LA LA LA LA LA LA". They'll know exactly what he's saying. or he's lying through his teeth in order to give Morecombe proper respect and not just to be perceived to be arrogantly looking down at them and saying something completely different to the players. Judging on previous form, I know which one is more likely to be correct the one which fits better with the current agenda? Sorry but its an annoyance of mine, theres plenty out there for people to have a go at him for without this kind of thing which every prem manager would say something along the same lines to the press. He said if they get physical we'll lose ffs There's showing respect and there's utter fucking madness. he's right, we get into a physical game with them we're doing something very wrong when we should be using our (in theory) superior technical ability to beat them. Exactly. It's a fact of football from grassroots to the highest level that inferior teams will try to make the game a physical one to get the upper hand. All he's saying here is that we need to use our technical ability to win, not 'MORECAMBE ARE MINT AND WE'RE GOING TO GET BUMMED'. There are so many things he can be rightly criticised for, standard pre-game comments aren't one of them. Unfortunately if you're anti-Pardew on here though, you have to be against every single thing he says/does.

I know Gouffran in particular fucking loves the Evening Chronicle. His confidence is going to be negatively affected by 35-40%.

He's obviously a horrible mercenary, but as has been said, we're desperate. Get someone in pls.

Too simplistic. Every quote has a hidden agenda, surely you know this by now. Praise poor performances and he's a fraudulent cunt full of excuses. Criticise poor performances and he's an evil cunt draining the confidence out of our brave young players like a big managerial dementor. I fully understand why people jump on every single quote made by the manager when we're playing shit, it's just tedious as owt.

Amusing that his first attempt at the sentence labelling our support as 'mongs' was incoherent gibberish. If you don't want to attend matches anymore, fair enough, but don't attempt to justify your non-attendance by abusing those who continue to support the team.

Wigan were humped mercilessly at Man U, Liverpool, Chelsea and even received reasonably forceful sex at SJP. Results like this happen in football when teams are up against those vastly superior financially (Ermagerd, sovereign states lol). Agree with Happy Face, the next few games are the real test. Anything less than 10 points from the next 6 league games is unacceptable. THe reasonably forceful sex at SJP is the same game where they weren't much worse and got a player sent off and still weren't much worse than us? Were beaten within 20 minutes against a Pardew side. Embarrassing. Martinez instilled petulance in the squad, forcing Figueroa to get himself sent off.

Wigan were humped mercilessly at Man U, Liverpool, Chelsea and even received reasonably forceful sex at SJP. Results like this happen in football when teams are up against those vastly superior financially (Ermagerd, sovereign states lol). Agree with Happy Face, the next few games are the real test. Anything less than 10 points from the next 6 league games is unacceptable.

Geet on Foluwashola. Steadfast in life, valiant in death. That quote has no relevance, just wanted to use it.

2-0 win.