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What the fuck is that? Pards and Mark Bright, what a horrible team.

Our fans would never do such a thing. Certainly not at a Sunderland player. Even if he was called Kenwyne.

Man U v Chelsea game should be alright with Chelsea having to come out and score.

Drogba spent more time crying than attempting to play, as usual.

Remember being at his debut for the reserves Could do with him and Laurent on the wings like.

By this logic, Best's only tangible goal was against Arsenal. Shola on the other hand, is a tangible goalscoring machine

As long as Nolan, Lovenkrands and Shola stay fit, this news isn't particularly worrying. Could do with getting Ben Arfa back asap like, floppy leg or not.

Still class him as a better player than Best. Won't be sad at all to see him occupying the bench next season.

This. Gutted I didn't have the sound to accompany twitchy's son's depressed face. Louise is going to be beaten silly on their next Thomas Cook package holiday in Malaga.

Depends what you class as "miles better" I suppose. Personally, would be incredibly surprised if Best is still playing in the Premier League in 2-3 years time.

Really? For reals. Think if Best is ever in the starting XI for a long period, he'll be shown up for what he is. Hope I'm wrong, obviously.

Don't rate Best much higher than Lovelyhands tbh. If it's a choice between the two, Best shades it. If it remains a choice between the two in a years time however, things aren't good.

Wouldn't have won anyway, but that's still fucking annoying

Aye, but Tranmere. Tranmere! They're probably still playing Dave Challinor. Shall probably heed your advice like and blame you when they win 4-0. May go Milan/Real/Reading/Luton instead.

Tempted by an extremely speculative Inter (-1), Sheff Wed (-1) DBL @8.75/1. Sheff Wed have fucked me over numerous times this season but acting like the proverbial beaten housewife is enjoyable.

Almost certainly testicular cancer, I give you 6 months.

Gone in the summer.

No player has been consistently amazing throughout the season tbh. Would probably go for Nasri as he had an unreal start to the season, along with Wilshere.

Spain, Brazil, Argie Bargies, Uruguay and Chile summer bonanza

This basically. Jamie Carragher being King of the charvers. Franck Ribery looks like the type of charver accused on Jeremy Kyle of nicking his grandma's chemotherapy money.

Remember watching the Sheff Wed 8-0 on teletext. Fucking glorious. Everytime time it came round to our page we'd scored another When not there, mainly listen to the radio and flick over to the river when something happens. Can't stand being a couple of minutes behind.

Settle down Maxine.

Hellacious atmosphere at the cottage.

Thought the talk of a Michael Jackson statue was an April Fools. What the fuckitty fuck

69 goals in 30 league games = anti-football