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Darth Crooks

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  1. Fucking hell man. this ometer is bullshit. Needs clarifying in OP
  2. Beats the chocolate starfish we had once.
  3. Weather it, 'it'll blow over' when they we see we keep posting. Well. fuck that.
  4. We had one. He was given away for pennies and is now out of our price range. Really odd like, that.
  5. So he's no longer a bloke once he's old? Strange interpretation of what i said that Old people get colder a lot easier dont they? I wouldn’t begrudge an old bloke a brolly in the rain but i would’ve thought a younger guy could deal with a bit of rain. It was a toungue in cheek comment anyway tbh, but if one of my mates turned up with a brolly he’d definitely get the piss taken out of him.
  6. Nottingham is a decent night like, some right grotholes like rock city but it’s alright. Freshers week buildup too.
  7. Looking like fucking poochie I'd drag my hair island and bullshit bag of accents out every time. That motherfucker was on a jet ski like two days after he got sacked here.
  8. Might know you’d be paying attention to something like that ye fucking deviant
  9. Reality is those clubs are more at risk of outperforming us than ever; not only is the comment inaccurate given the situation we need to emulate what those clubs are doing right.
  10. There’s a fair bit of distance between not pussyfooting around and being an intentionally obnoxious. That space requires forethought and choosing your tone. Chalk it up to naïveté and a lesson learnt. Hopefully.
  11. Aye can you can make the point without the pejorative
  12. Good idea. Should get all the away fans thinking of going blockade his HQ. A takeover like the Nakatomi building in Die Hard would be better. Charnley, in an attempt to impress his owner by stopping it, could remove his shirt and crawl around the air conditioning aimlessly like a fat greased up speccy eyed Bruce Willis for a few hours while we make demands and transfer Ashleys wallpaper to a secret vault. Dave can be Hans Gruber. ‘Ho ho ho now I have Shirebrook lanyard’
  13. Anything without that red and blue pigshit is bliss tbh
  14. ‘Big tits’ ‘Jajajajahajajahahahahahahahjajjajajajajaja’ Oh Jermaine. You are the best.
  15. We'll never know. Largely because we haven't tried everything else leading up to that tbh. There's been one sufficiently sized/backed protest. One.
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