Darth Crooks

Tits for xmas

Forgive us lord we know not what we do

Perhaps the reporter was just talking about her marra 'Donna'

Nah he's alreet.

Me grandma's brother was the old fella. Your great uncle then? Greats a bit strong. He's a bit of a bell. My bell uncle.

Me grandma's brother was the old fella.

Expect the worst my friends, hope for the best.

Can someone do an executive​ summary? Pls

Jaysus. Some shit about premier pro

Andrew Marr?

I can still berate them n all like. We owe charnley nothing even if he is a patsy (he is)

That's terribly written but it's interesting.

Completely different IMO. Keegan, Shearer and Rafa are well known in football pre-Ashley so don't need to rely on trying to keep Mike Ashley happy in order to make a good living. Neither do Beardsley or Moncur, off their names alone they can get plenty of work paying them ridiculous money outside of sucking up to Ashley, so fuck them. As a bloke who's barely more than a club secretary and has had an opportunity to go fuck knows how many more times than the salary he was on and provide a good life for his family I don't think it's fair to slate him anywhere near the level of Ashley or even Beardsley/Moncur. Hes complicit as are the 50 000 morons who turn up to fill Ashleys pockets ...They are enablers and as such can all get to fuck It's only because of the supporters that we have one of the world's best mangers here you daft prick. Tony Cotee

Hope these have all been adequately monitored.

They wear our skins sometimes. http://cdn.foodbeast.com/content/uploads/2014/08/flesh-chicken-skin-3.jpg 'Ha ha 6 in a row marra. Yew must be saything'

It's him peddling blatant lies I have massive truck with

No ones saying he's at fault for everything btw, but he's culpable. There's certainly no charnley out site or chants yet anyway

Nah he can fuck off. Lifelong fan and carrying out his cunt of a bosses' word to the letter don't fit. I gather he got reined in by Barnes though for being too pliable with Rafa but he's part of enacting this shite.

13 reasons why he is a massive Cunt. Record on tape and discuss.

Doesn't really say anything of note there really does he?

I'm sure mike would be thrilled to stick with us through and through at that level.

Looks like limmy with HIV

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Right that's me heading back to teaching then.