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Darth Crooks

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    I like the pair of lips under Jamal chin 'go on...now kiss...'
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    Lucky to be a number you sputem
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    It's like a million combs, when all you need is one hair.
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    Apparently Puel has some very strange man management styles.
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    Yes and also, marradoxically, "taking all our jobs"
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    'I'm Tardicus!'
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    I hope it is. Some portions of continent size humble pie will be needed.
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    the baller who went to specsavers.
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    Masturbating somewhere. In groups.
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    Nice to have someone is doesn't flap like a fat cunt in nets
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    That'll be 5 then
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    Mahrez wants it long from Schmeichel - hur hur
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    I like Okazaki like.
  18. Darth Crooks
    They live in one after all. Incorrect but funny
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    Shame me stream croaked. What a finish
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    Yes I knew it!
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    Good thing is it looks like we could still go up a gear. Leicester need to mind you.
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    Aye. Some proper orthopaedic touches
  23. Darth Crooks
    Testing testing 1-2...testing
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    Ah well bout time we had some luck
  25. Darth Crooks
    That's what you want from a ball wanging midfielder.
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