Darth Crooks

Me too. He just reminds me of someones crap uncle.

Oh bum

That's about the most grey wishlist I've ever seen. Reckon we'll get them all if we tell the FCB we only want JAMCOCNA?

It's as if they never learn from the past shite they've spouted that makes them look silly. Anyway, according to mackems, we should all love Ashley because he cleared all our debt (wrong). It seems theyve changed their minds on that one too. Another marradox - Ashley is maligned but it's great Ashley is cheap cunt.

No one with that mindset should be driving. Assuming he went in in a car.

Interesting TF pod with Caulkin this week.

Tiote YES!

In all seriousness, it's never been this bad for the gravy (stained) train mentality.

*HTT KEEGAN KLAXON*

He has a lot of ability but if he can't follow instructions he's not much use to a team managed by Rafa Benitez. Having no ears doesn't help

Rod hates fags

http://www.yourmum.co.uk/web_pages/viz/adv%20sch%20drive17.htm

We'll get that nonsense by Jan IMO. Fits with the cycle.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0b1yx6x/motd-the-premier-league-show-newcastle-united-under-rafa

What? that's real?

*continuation of topical hilarity*

Proper this is Sparta moment, that.

Mm. Doesn't incite a deluge of confidence like.

Didn't Shelvey get a ban for that? He did. Though it has endlessly been described as a stamp in the ever-reliablesensationalist media and therefore ask anyone who never saw it, and possibly 1,000's who did, Shelvey stamped on him. Anyweay you look at that, deliberately putting your weight on someones ankle is pretty shitty. Same as kicking someone up the arse constitutes above tolerance aggression of some sort regardless of how you interpret violence semantically. The Salah thing + inconsistency is the real issue. Getting caught kicking someone up the arse and being done is fair enough.

Where were you when we got shot of Kenedy?

Not aimed at you Kets, don't worry. You're fucking useless.

No shit. What are you going to do about it?

Looks like a tube train seat cover

He's the Only One I Know out of the bidders mind.