Darth Crooks

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0b1yx6x/motd-the-premier-league-show-newcastle-united-under-rafa

What? that's real?

*continuation of topical hilarity*

Proper this is Sparta moment, that.

Mm. Doesn't incite a deluge of confidence like.

Didn't Shelvey get a ban for that? He did. Though it has endlessly been described as a stamp in the ever-reliablesensationalist media and therefore ask anyone who never saw it, and possibly 1,000's who did, Shelvey stamped on him. Anyweay you look at that, deliberately putting your weight on someones ankle is pretty shitty. Same as kicking someone up the arse constitutes above tolerance aggression of some sort regardless of how you interpret violence semantically. The Salah thing + inconsistency is the real issue. Getting caught kicking someone up the arse and being done is fair enough.

Where were you when we got shot of Kenedy?

Not aimed at you Kets, don't worry. You're fucking useless.

No shit. What are you going to do about it?

Looks like a tube train seat cover

He's the Only One I Know out of the bidders mind.

The inconsistency is stupid but it's not two wrongs making a right. Big Al called it and he was right.

Not surprised or particularly incensed by this. It was really stupid.

Didn't like seeing that sort of thing at all.

Lerl Once again. Revert to default answer. 6 in a row and we relegated them. Every time. Insanity. They're like Charlie/hank in me myself and Irene.

And I've still got love for the streets,

They're mentally ill.

Didn't mind the spiky one tbh

Speak for yourself it was my 'nam

Jonas

White shorts is the curse. Don't like too much white on the kits.

I'll not bother reading the minutes and just stick to HTT posts instead for my lengthy kicks.

Just stump up some cash or fuck off Mike. So sad that there's all this feel good factor on the actual playing side to just know that the fat cunt isn't willing to invest or fuck off despite a king's ransom every year.

It's whether he's given the control of it. If they piss about arguing the toss over a million here or there with every deal we'll miss out that's aside from the money amount itself.