Darth Crooks

You'd hope it was a handful defending a paedophile to the hilt like. I'd be mortified if I was a right thinking fan of theirs.

They're devious sods though, mash up everything they touch. Wait, MASH holdings...?!

I've never met a potato I didn't like.

Hope for the best, expect the worst for me if that's the case. It's a matter of time. Enjoy Rafa whilst we can.

Paedophile 'bants' is chronic. YSIFS got an airing too as a lesser personal hatred

Das ist Numberwang!

Seeing as Charnley/Ashley is basically Kuato then he'll never butt out.

Didn't take long for the... MAGFLESH ...calls to begin

I'm born in 1986 who else do I support?

If that is longer than a second without the words fuck no then what a load of shit.

Baldy bloke with sunglasses towards bottom left blatantly shouting BEWWWWWWW bloke in the home shirt in the top-left, stood behind the fella in the rank pink/purple shirt... half a second later and that'd be a photo of someone doing monkey noises, nailed on. 'Do you like my cones? They're little ones, I got them from a cycling test centre... I've got a clean licence. Yours is dirty!'

Show some class and cheat on their wives.

Must have seen some bunting and triggered

They'll be desperate to pull that you'd think. They'll need the cash mind you.

With regards to protest suggestion - 'And look like a mag? Fuck off man.' Fuck em with that mindset.

Be a great chant that.

Worth a pound on that.

Pardew ffs what a no mark

Just been on an arsenal forum they really loathe him now...seems very odd.

25 nicker gone in. Hope it gets there quick

If there's no takeover then I'm afraid, ruing negativity, the can is kicked down the road - a decade of Rafa at Newcastle and Ashley's methods is a paradox. I want to enjoy things whilst they are good and am but objectively you have to be worried. Bit shit really.

Sophie can fuck off then.

Happily. Fuck that.

Beardsleys jokes