Darth Crooks

This is just going round in circles...right round, round round.

I was once tackled by a crowd member ten yards from scoring an unopposed winning try at Coalville, Leicestershire, many moons ago. Oof. Coalville. Yep Stopped off there when we played Leicester in 03/04, bit of a grim place. Old mining community to be fair. Gone the way of many. Still, they had that rep when I lived in Leicester.

Always guffaw at that smilie

This could be the one piece of merchandise tat that Ashley isn't currently selling Or Shelvey sticks.

Ashley doesn't care. He's a spiteful, vindictive and petty little man and I genuinely feel like he prioritises shafting the club (and hence the fans) over money. More than ever, the fans need to get behind the team. I don't believe Ashley will be here come the start of next season so if we can stick together and help the team battle through the next few months, we can move on and consign him to history. This is true enough but I also think that he just does the same method he always does despite it not working in a football context - definition of madness type stuff. He's massively thick and ignorant of the needs of the team. His 'Speaks Direct' interview assumed that a midtable finish would just transpire.

I can't work out the percentage of self-perceived Machiavellian Sauron-type there is to ignorant clueless cunt-oaf makes up this man. Has to be one of the biggest arseholes in the cosmos.

I was once tackled by a crowd member ten yards from scoring an unopposed winning try at Coalville, Leicestershire, many moons ago. Oof. Coalville.

It's hard to tell what he means a lot of the time, abstract as he often is.

Fuck off. That one of Wilde's?

Forest away

Stop would be my nomination

Just imagine the Colbacks you could buy for that.

You may be right.

Would explain why his wife won't let him see his son.

He's a moron but I love Micky Quinn

Fuck that. Wanna see me some D. Edit: I realise my last two posts are unintentionally cock obsessed.

Bet they are both hung like a Mammoth's face n all.

Hithere was alright.

It's clearly spoof right?

The whole Cantervale thing and this are coincidence then eh? Don't even know what either of them mean.

Is that good or bad? Come on. Must be someone on here who could give layman terms for that. Makes more sense than this Tarka-the-otter-ass shit that's gone on before in here.

I'm this close >< to calling Rentokil.